I like to think that Batman occasionally has to buy something, like maybe he's thirsty and needs a Gatorade, when he's in his costume and doesn't have time to change.
Clerk: "How are you planning to pay for that?"
Batman: *growly voice* "Put it on my bat-credit card."
Clerk: "Um, this is just a piece of cardboard with "Batman" written on it."
Batman: *even growlier voice* "I'm Batman."
Several pinecones stitched together. Forgotten Nintendo 64 classic.
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