64 pinecones @64pinecones@freedom.horse

if you're into pinecone fanfiction does that make you a firry

Strap in, boys. Cuz where we're going, it's illegal to not wear seatbelts

This account is now devoted to Angry Birds fan theories.

music lyrics challenge! replace every instance of "the sky" with "this guy":

Queen: look up to this guy and see…

Lennon: Lucy and this guy with diamonds

Hendrix: 'scuze me, while I kiss this guy

george harrison's My Sweet Lord is totally a ripoff of vanilla ice

Toxic Masculinity but it's sung by Tim Curry in Fern Gully

*gets attacked by bear* Ah finally, a death worthy of a MAN

"Like that bell!" - some youtube person, probably

*little mermaid voice*
look at this shit
doesn't it suck
wouldn't you say my life's all fucked up?

If my cats could divorce me and take all the money they would

"Out in these parts, they call her by many names. Baby. Honey. Ragtime gal."
"What happens if she sends you a kiss by wire?"
"Buddy, you don't wanna know."

I guess it's better than going full Simpsons and forcing future scholars to decide what counts as canon and when the shark was truly jumped

beatles: *is greatest band of all time*
beatles: *breaks up*
beatles: hey lets have 4 really disappointing solo careers with some okay songs 'n' stuff

one of the great mysteries of science is how Paul could have written ~75% of the best Beatles songs but then had such a disappointing solo career

why does God keep teasing me with one or two gray hairs. I want to be a silverfox NOW

the 12 Bar Blues was so good that it was every song between 1950 and 1960