64 pinecones @64pinecones@freedom.horse

Kid, like 5 years old in shopping cart to her dad: "DAD. Dad guess what?"

Dad: "What?"

Kid: "Chicken butt."

Me, to myself, standing behind them in the checkout line: "Classic."

The Seven Habits of Effectively High People

vampires have to be invited to a website before they can visit

i open up my wallet and a little moth comes out

i may not have money but i am rich in winged friends

i have high standards for a car. the ability to go is a must. streets, roads, highways if necessary. accelerate. decelerate. the ability to not go, to park, to turn off the engine. fitting into parking spaces. these are all an absolute must.

I just laughed at my cat for wanting to eat my donut. "Cats don't eat donuts in the wild," I said. But then I thought about it. Humans don't eat donuts in the wild either. They eat trail mix.

the april fool.. yes, i knew him. long ago, in a different life. he went by a different name then -- before the march madness took him..

getting cross faded on some milk and cookies