One time I was walking around Seattle and saw a mattress on the sidewalk. The next day I walked past it again and this time somebody had set it on fire and it’d been burned to a crisp. But Seattle always rains so I wonder if the rain put it out. Or maybe a fireman. Or helpful citizen with a bucket.
*Wearing construction worker hat* 👷♂️
Alright fellas, you heard the lady! Drop them in!
*Truck filled with dick jokes dumps all of them in ElfLord's yard* 🚛
off to my right I see five mounted cowboys; shouting and shooting I can't let them catch me
Several pinecones stitched together. Forgotten Nintendo 64 classic.
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