64 pinecones @64pinecones@freedom.horse

It's the solstice so me and the lads are ascending into the cosmos, anyone else up for it?

Favourites are the coward's boosts

A purple dinosaur from Ireland? You mean blarney the dinosaur

@elomatreb As the classic internet image says…

I like to think that Batman occasionally has to buy something, like maybe he's thirsty and needs a Gatorade, when he's in his costume and doesn't have time to change.

Clerk: "How are you planning to pay for that?"
Batman: *growly voice* "Put it on my bat-credit card."
Clerk: "Um, this is just a piece of cardboard with "Batman" written on it."
Batman: *even growlier voice* "I'm Batman."

#batman

the alexandria library was actually full of shitposts but was burned down when caesar was cancelled

I hope the inventor of the internet logs on every day, sees posts like “pasta is a sandwich” and feels bad about it

Burst through the doors of the saloon and the piano player just kept playing, rude

watching someone screenshot dunk on my dwarf fortress bot has filled me with a sense of purpose in life

when the moon hits your knees
and you mispronounce trees
sycamore

i want to have the brain of a person who youtube comments "this makes me think of yesterday by the beatles" on a song that is a cover of yesterday by the beatles