*Granola Hippie Dad leans out of the kitchen*
Hon, we're all out of coconut aminos! I'm going to have to use soy sauce instead!
*theme music plays*
*Granola Hippie Dad sits down his son for a heart-to-heart*
GHD: it's okay that you ate a burger to impress the older boys. But you should really come home and eat your nutritional yeast
@Gargron put his blood, sweat, and tears into Mastodon so I can post things like, "Guys, I just ate a wet cigarette, do I go to the hospital or... ???"
I want to strike fear into other males with my lustrous silver hairy back. I'm willing to go around shirtless to do so (bonus: my beer belly is quite intimidating)
Me, a guy without kids: wow Frozen is a fun musical with great songs, I should buy the soundtrack
A parent: my kid has been playing that song on repeat since 2013, please kill me
Several pinecones stitched together. Forgotten Nintendo 64 classic.
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