dust-free cat litter: I pour it out, dust spews up like crazy
no-tears shampoo: I squeeze it directly into my eye and I'm blubbering like a baby
child-safe bottle: I hand it to my kid with a hammer and they're in, in like no time flat
advertising is bullshit
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