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guh @AllAmericanNinja@freedom.horse

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sorry i can’t come to your birthday party. i have to stay home and update my privacy policy.

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@ElfLord oh yeah, toyota the swamp hobbit wizard

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tails gets trolled, car crashes, death, horror

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@ElfLord no, shredder is the bad guy, splinter is the flushed rat

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The mom flushed shredder. He ended up in a sewer. He touched bad green glowing toxic waste that was radioactive. He became a big rat. Met some turtles. Next thing you know? He's the master now.

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Why do dad's have such loud phone calls?

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it don't mean a thing
if it ain't found on bing 🎶

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The angels are falling from heaven. Like icarus their wings burn from their hubris. So be sure to bring the car into the garage as your insurance probably doesn't cover this event.

remember that part in the lord of the rings when merry and pippin get mixed up in the drug trade and have to skip town

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[when i get triggered online]
SON OF A PIECE OF MILK!!

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my uber driver’s head spun 360 degrees and then he drove off a cliff

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don’t take me seriously or ill rob your house

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