The mom flushed shredder. He ended up in a sewer. He touched bad green glowing toxic waste that was radioactive. He became a big rat. Met some turtles. Next thing you know? He's the master now.
it don't mean a thing
if it ain't found on bing 🎶
The angels are falling from heaven. Like icarus their wings burn from their hubris. So be sure to bring the car into the garage as your insurance probably doesn't cover this event.
*buttchugs a kombucha*
frodo was a mary sue
remember that part in the lord of the rings when merry and pippin get mixed up in the drug trade and have to skip town
my uber driver’s head spun 360 degrees and then he drove off a cliff
I read Manga, and I vote.