miprosob wimbos
*wrassles*
If humans ever develop animorph technology I’ll finally be able to live my dream: creating a pro wrestling league called Manhorse Wrasslin’
Apparently I'm going to be judged by a jury of my pee?
I’m changing my legal name to Catbutt Buttcat.
this is the only true meme boost if u agree
*smiles wetly*
(on the moon)
Neil: What if we Jacked?
Buzz: Please don't, Neil... not here...
Neil: What are they gonna do, call the fuckin cops?
Buzz: Ok ok, let's just get it over with quick
Neil: Roger that
My favorite classic American dish is spaghetti and mashed potatoes mixed together in a blender and then you eat it with your hands.
I really need to find a bad guy’s castle to attack.
If I had some cool binoculars, I would DEFINITELY use them to spy on baddies.
My life is at the point now where I don’t even bother to check for cat hairs before eating potato chips off the floor.
my worst shitpost yet
An elf took my shoe
From: Me
To: The President
Subj: You Suck
Body:
You suck!!!
This one is for all the gamers out there
Darth Chapstick is by far the most evil of all the Sith Lords, but no one will take him seriously.