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Today I interviewed the inventor of Pinafore, @nolan. We had a blast. Pinafore is a web client for mastodon (our favorite website platform).

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My top 13 favorite albums of all time:

#1 Pet Sounds by the beach boys
#2 Yeezus by kanye west
#3 Good Kid Ma.a.d. City by kendrick lamar
#4 The White Album by the beatles
#5 The Emancipation of Mimi by mariah carey
#6 Artpop by lady gaga
#7 H.E.R. by h.e.r.
#8 Back to Black by amy winehouse
#9 Lust for Life by lana del rey
#10 The Magic Garden by The Fifth Dimension
#11 Starboy by the weeknd
#12 Future Nostalgia by dua lipa
#13 Glee: The Music, The Complete Season One by glee cast

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In case you missed it...

I interviewed the elusive @snakeboy, where I grilled him on his secret life. He's never doing another interview again (because I threatened him), so be sure to check it out:

youtu.be/FhOeVIDFyy8

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(scoffing) i could defeat the rubik's cube easily. it has no attacks. it's weak

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two guys
sitting in a hot tub
manscaping each other

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Favorite mastodon feature?

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remember when will smith went big william style

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new app allows you to pay a poc $10 every time you want to do something racist, thus erasing it, with just the touch of a button

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sonic but not knuckles because they defederated

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how come in star wars luke got to have a normal name and nobody else in that trilogy or elsewhere in the series got one

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can't believe george lucas cgi'd his face onto luke's in the new original trilogy re-release

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what's your most "and then everyone clapped" fake tumblr story sounding thing that actually happened to you

drug thing 

@snakeboy hey can you tell me when I get to the part where I'm not bored out of my fucking mind with life and start feeling like the reward part of my brain isn't dead forever?

It's been 30 days as of today that I stopped smoking weed completely and I want to throw myself dramatically out a window.

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I shouldn't be held responsible for anything I've done in the past. People grow and change, I'm a different person now than I was 10 minutes ago when I sold those cigarettes to your 13 year old niece

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just saw a mam going jogging with her kids. really hate this woman, i wanted to go out and give them all playstation games and cans of full fat coke

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keeping a single chip in the sleeve of my hoodie for later consumption

Am I still interested in turning my life around for the better?

Tune in at 10am PST to channel 69 to find out more.

I tried to make homemade tofu but it didn't coagulate even though I followed the directions exactly. It took an entire gallon of soymilk.

Guess I'll have to pay the $1.79 for store-bought tofu like some kind of peasant.

I have so many bookmarks in the bookmarks bar of my browser that I accidentally put there and don't know how to remove.

I don't remember adding all the vegetables and fruits that are in season in my local region, but it sounds very useful regardless.

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