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My top 13 favorite albums of all time:

#1 Pet Sounds by the beach boys
#2 Yeezus by kanye west
#3 Good Kid Ma.a.d. City by kendrick lamar
#4 The White Album by the beatles
#5 The Emancipation of Mimi by mariah carey
#6 Artpop by lady gaga
#7 H.E.R. by h.e.r.
#8 Back to Black by amy winehouse
#9 Lust for Life by lana del rey
#10 The Magic Garden by The Fifth Dimension
#11 Starboy by the weeknd
#12 Future Nostalgia by dua lipa
#13 Glee: The Music, The Complete Season One by glee cast

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In case you missed it...

I interviewed the elusive @snakeboy, where I grilled him on his secret life. He's never doing another interview again (because I threatened him), so be sure to check it out:

youtu.be/FhOeVIDFyy8

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in the first harry potter daniel radcliffe sounds like a tiny baby rat and then by the end he sounds like a medium rat

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this website is the charlie and the chocolate factory scene where they take the boat in the tunnel. eugen is willy wonka.

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*fixes wedgie, then turns and smiles at camera. leaps up in the air, gracefully doing 6 backflips before fucking up the landing and proceeding to impale myself on an unfortunately placed upright chopstick*

Currently listening to Billy Joel while getting my ass handed to me by Mespirit in pokemon diamond.

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Me: goes do something else while minecraft is open
My cat in minecraft: mow. mrrow. meo. mao. mraow. mew. mrrr.

I'm still slogging through the grind that is pokemon diamond. My party is pretty good?

Einstein was right. The universe is pog.

Kinda messed up there's a frozen, dead zubat left somewhere in Mt. Coronet that got fucked up in a battle with me.

I was born in the wrong time. I was meant to be a disco queen.

You might think my favorite music decade is the 60s, but you'd be wrong. It's the 70s.

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"Hotel California" is too long. We get it, you're stuck in a hotel. Who hasn't been?

Someday I want to experience the raw energy of the crowd at a professional wrestling show.

"Hotel California" is about 5 minutes too long.

I feel like a bag of molasses on a Sunday morning.

Follow for more metaphors that don't quite work.

I love scanning the timeline for a really funny person. It's like digging for treasure and sometimes you find a real gem.

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