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In case you missed it...

I interviewed the elusive @snakeboy, where I grilled him on his secret life. He's never doing another interview again (because I threatened him), so be sure to check it out:

youtu.be/FhOeVIDFyy8

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Recipe I just made up 

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I thought, before I went on a road trip to the South, that I had experienced the REAL country before. But when I got there, I saw signs in every restaurant front window that said, "No guns please." As in, don't bring your gun into our place of business, please. Which, I guess you should be polite about, as the person you're directing this message to has a gun.

Currently being kicked out of this Arby's for refusing to put on shoes and a shirt.

Today I ran around for a while on a treadmill like somebody's gotdamn hamster.

Currently leveling a 128x128 block area of land so I can make a battle arena and fight bad guys.

drug 

Is it cool to like Elton John? I'm 32 years old and really concerned about looking cool.

Currently listening to Elton John and building an ice road through the nether.

drug poll 

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My real first name is:

Pouring a little soymilk out for my homies.

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i dont think Pantene adds arsenic to their hair products. those rumors are probably unfounded

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Mastodon is crumbling and many blame the fact that @Gargron got his head stuck in a staircase railing's bars again so we had to butter his head up so he could get it out of there.

I should do big Texas hair and take a selfie and post it on here. I love big hair. Big hair, don't care.

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calling out customer's names and clapping when they come to collect their to-go coffee

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*slams face into a piano* that's JAZZ babey

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(fighting the first person to wear a helmet) ah damn, he's got some kind of... metal hat

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