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In case you missed it...

I interviewed the elusive @snakeboy, where I grilled him on his secret life. He's never doing another interview again (because I threatened him), so be sure to check it out:

youtu.be/FhOeVIDFyy8

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Recipe I just made up 

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The haters love to make fun of how I get tangled up in every set of Christmas lights that I come across

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alch, eye contact 

@snakeboy hey ya old bastard! Just wanted to see how you're doing. Swimming in hot babes, I assume.

If you find a dick on the ground, be sure to report it to the local police department lost and found. After all, it's somebody's dick.

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one thing american hip-hop really lacks when compared to UK hip-hop is all the foreskin references

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oh you're a post-man? cool what pronouns do you use

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drug 

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boutta tell my 1st dates, prospective employers, and parents that ive been on a podcast to ensure that i remain single, unemployed, and written out of the will

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test poll thing

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One out of three people here would fuck Shrek, everyone keep an eye out and report suspicious behavior

food 

Just got back from a party at these rich people's houses and holy shit I felt like I was afraid to touch anything or I would break it or spill and it would be super embarrassing. Also I showed up looking slightly greasy.

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my brain is the consistency of cream of wheat rn bye

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pirating the new star wars series to do a praxis even though i'm never going to watch it and don't give a shit

drug 

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