#1 Pet Sounds by the beach boys
#2 Yeezus by kanye west
#3 Good Kid Ma.a.d. City by kendrick lamar
#4 The White Album by the beatles
#5 The Emancipation of Mimi by mariah carey
#6 Artpop by lady gaga
#7 H.E.R. by h.e.r.
#8 Back to Black by amy winehouse
#9 Lust for Life by lana del rey
#10 The Magic Garden by The Fifth Dimension
#11 Starboy by the weeknd
#12 Future Nostalgia by dua lipa
#13 Glee: The Music, The Complete Season One by glee cast

**ElfLord** @ElfLord@freedom.horse · Oct 26, 2019, 01:04

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**ElfLord** @ElfLord@freedom.horse · Oct 26, 2019, 01:04

Oct 26, 2019, 01:04

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In case you missed it...

I interviewed the elusive @snakeboy, where I grilled him on his secret life. He's never doing another interview again (because I threatened him), so be sure to check it out:

https://youtu.be/FhOeVIDFyy8

**ElfLord** @ElfLord@freedom.horse · Jul 12, 2019, 00:30

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**ElfLord** @ElfLord@freedom.horse · Jul 12, 2019, 00:30

Jul 12, 2019, 00:30

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This is my real dad.

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**ElfLord** · Nov 28, 2020, 17:34

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**Laser** @Laser@skull.website · Nov 28, 2020, 17:34

Nov 28, 2020, 17:34

Laser @Laser@skull.website

How many times do you think the word "trashfire" has been used in eulogies this year?

**ElfLord** · Nov 28, 2020, 21:13

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**jackdaw** @jackdaw_ruiz@myasstodon.xyz · Nov 28, 2020, 21:13

Nov 28, 2020, 21:13

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despite never having an interest in it, Spotify keeps trying to foist russian rap onto me like a boyfriend trying to get you to watch all four seasons of Mr. Show.

**ElfLord** · Nov 28, 2020, 22:07

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**Amelia** @Pixley@skull.website · Nov 28, 2020, 22:07

Nov 28, 2020, 22:07

Amelia @Pixley@skull.website

What percentage of their lifetime does a normal person have "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" stuck in their head, because I feel confident I surpass that

**ElfLord** @ElfLord@freedom.horse · Nov 28, 2020, 22:41

**ElfLord** @ElfLord@freedom.horse · Nov 28, 2020, 22:41

Nov 28, 2020, 22:41

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alcohol

I got it. When I used to drink I would get a headache and hang over. Now whenever I even smell it my brain anticipates a headache. That's my theory anyway.

**ElfLord** · Nov 28, 2020, 22:14

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**a friend** @hellhag666@godforsaken.website · Nov 28, 2020, 22:14

Nov 28, 2020, 22:14

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i also love when they zoom in on a guy changing gear as if that's a super secret fast car thing. dudes going into 5th gear! someone stop him! fuck!

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**ElfLord** · Nov 28, 2020, 22:13

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**a friend** @hellhag666@godforsaken.website · Nov 28, 2020, 22:13

Nov 28, 2020, 22:13

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one thing about the fast and furious movies that i love is when they're racing and they say stuff like 'eat my ass bro!' and 'smoke 'em'

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**ElfLord** @ElfLord@freedom.horse · Nov 28, 2020, 22:37

**ElfLord** @ElfLord@freedom.horse · Nov 28, 2020, 22:37

Nov 28, 2020, 22:37

ElfLord @ElfLord@freedom.horse

alcohol

I haven't had a drop of alcohol in a long time and I feel like now every time I smell it I can feel a headache starting. Is this a thing??

**ElfLord** · Nov 28, 2020, 22:36

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**a friend** @hellhag666@godforsaken.website · Nov 28, 2020, 22:36

Nov 28, 2020, 22:36

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when i was a kid my dad had a nissan skyline and honestly now ive watched the fast and furious movies understand why all the kids from the street would come and look at it.

**ElfLord** @ElfLord@freedom.horse · Nov 28, 2020, 22:35

**ElfLord** @ElfLord@freedom.horse · Nov 28, 2020, 22:35

Nov 28, 2020, 22:35

ElfLord @ElfLord@freedom.horse

I'm so rich I eat fine whale caviar. And the scotch I'm pounding smells of mahogany. And fine silk.

**ElfLord** @ElfLord@freedom.horse · Nov 28, 2020, 22:33

**ElfLord** @ElfLord@freedom.horse · Nov 28, 2020, 22:33

Nov 28, 2020, 22:33

ElfLord @ElfLord@freedom.horse

I just couldn't get into DS9. Not enough alien bikini babes.

**ElfLord** · Nov 28, 2020, 22:28

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**a friend** @hellhag666@godforsaken.website · Nov 28, 2020, 22:28

Nov 28, 2020, 22:28

a friend @hellhag666@godforsaken.website

god i cant wait to get spat on after covid

**ElfLord** @ElfLord@freedom.horse · Nov 28, 2020, 22:30

**ElfLord** @ElfLord@freedom.horse · Nov 28, 2020, 22:30

Nov 28, 2020, 22:30

ElfLord @ElfLord@freedom.horse

drug

Sometimes your cousin corrupts you and introduces you to marijuana on top of an elementary school on thanksgiving and you smoke weed for the first time with 5 of her shady drug dealer friends.

**ElfLord** @ElfLord@freedom.horse · Nov 28, 2020, 22:28

**ElfLord** @ElfLord@freedom.horse · Nov 28, 2020, 22:28

Nov 28, 2020, 22:28

ElfLord @ElfLord@freedom.horse

drug

I haven't vaped dabs in a week and I just had one (1) hit off the vape and hooboy. I feel waves of relaxation throughout my body muscles. This is exactly what I want/expect out of life.