ElfLord @ElfLord@freedom.horse
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"The worst shitposter on Mastodon" - @nick
"You made that up, shut up" - @snakeboy
“Disappointment.” - @shadow8t4
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My website: http://www.myspecialprojects.com
Joined Dec 2017
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Today I interviewed the inventor of Pinafore, @nolan. We had a blast. Pinafore is a web client for mastodon (our favorite website platform).
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My top 13 favorite albums of all time:
#1 Pet Sounds by the beach boys
#2 Yeezus by kanye west
#3 Good Kid Ma.a.d. City by kendrick lamar
#4 The White Album by the beatles
#5 The Emancipation of Mimi by mariah carey
#6 Artpop by lady gaga
#7 H.E.R. by h.e.r.
#8 Back to Black by amy winehouse
#9 Lust for Life by lana del rey
#10 The Magic Garden by The Fifth Dimension
#11 Starboy by the weeknd
#12 Future Nostalgia by dua lipa
#13 Glee: The Music, The Complete Season One by glee cast
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In case you missed it...
I interviewed the elusive @snakeboy, where I grilled him on his secret life. He's never doing another interview again (because I threatened him), so be sure to check it out:
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without downloading new pictures, describe your dick and balls using one image
I'm wide awake at 1am and it FEELS like 6:30am when I normally wake up (I know, I'm a freak). I pulled an all-nighter like I'm in college again, the night before, because I procrastinated finishing my sewing project for my lesson the next morning, and I was anxious my instructor would think I was a slacker because I have unresolved childhood learning disability issues. I am 33 years old.
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Sad to announce that Party Paul's Pizza and Wings Emporium is being shut down after just a week in business because of "gross and dangerous safety violations" and "employees with no food service experience and no indication of a chef or cook on staff." Once again, the small business owner gets destroyed by Big Corporate.
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please rise for the centrist national anthem
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Sick and tired of how I'm treated here. I'm going back to Geocities.
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I sure do consume a lot of space sci-fi shit for someone who would probably never ever go up there even if I could.
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Can you imagine your getting chased by a CIA agent and that agent is me? Fuck no you can’t. That’s why they keep me online.
I've been adding songs on spotify to this playlist of all the songs ever recorded in studio (that I can find on spotify) from The Voice (the karaoke competition tv show) and I'm cross-referencing it with a wikipedia page listing all the songs contestants performed. There are 20 seasons though so I'll probably never finish the playlist.
My mom has a service dog and the people at starbucks always give the dog a little cup of whipped cream and even though dogs don't eat whipped cream in the wild, I think it's what makes this country beautiful.
The woods are calling me. It's hungry for more eggs.
*throws another egg into the woods to feed it*
@snakeboy I had a dream that I met you and we broke the law by trespassing.
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Are people always asking you to help them with their tech problems because they find out you know how to use a computer?
*Throws an egg into the woods to "feed the woods"*
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Video game: maybe you’re the real foe
Me: oh shit that’s deep
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here's how bernie can still win
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lets fuckin gooooo (to sleep)
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Do you brush your tongue with toothpaste every day?
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Hard science is when they study hard things, like rocks probably. Soft science is when they study soft things, like people. Humanities is when cause of there are humans. Thank you
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the 'friendzone' is actually a layer of hell where you're forced to watch the tv series 'friends'
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"The worst shitposter on Mastodon" - @nick
"You made that up, shut up" - @snakeboy
“Disappointment.” - @shadow8t4
she/her
My website: http://www.myspecialprojects.com
Joined Dec 2017
