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Today I interviewed the inventor of Pinafore, @nolan. We had a blast. Pinafore is a web client for mastodon (our favorite website platform).

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My top 13 favorite albums of all time:

#1 Pet Sounds by the beach boys
#2 Yeezus by kanye west
#3 Good Kid Ma.a.d. City by kendrick lamar
#4 The White Album by the beatles
#5 The Emancipation of Mimi by mariah carey
#6 Artpop by lady gaga
#7 H.E.R. by h.e.r.
#8 Back to Black by amy winehouse
#9 Lust for Life by lana del rey
#10 The Magic Garden by The Fifth Dimension
#11 Starboy by the weeknd
#12 Future Nostalgia by dua lipa
#13 Glee: The Music, The Complete Season One by glee cast

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In case you missed it...

I interviewed the elusive @snakeboy, where I grilled him on his secret life. He's never doing another interview again (because I threatened him), so be sure to check it out:

youtu.be/FhOeVIDFyy8

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How many times do you think the word "trashfire" has been used in eulogies this year?

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despite never having an interest in it, Spotify keeps trying to foist russian rap onto me like a boyfriend trying to get you to watch all four seasons of Mr. Show.

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What percentage of their lifetime does a normal person have "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" stuck in their head, because I feel confident I surpass that

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I got it. When I used to drink I would get a headache and hang over. Now whenever I even smell it my brain anticipates a headache. That's my theory anyway.

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i also love when they zoom in on a guy changing gear as if that's a super secret fast car thing. dudes going into 5th gear! someone stop him! fuck!

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one thing about the fast and furious movies that i love is when they're racing and they say stuff like 'eat my ass bro!' and 'smoke 'em'

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I haven't had a drop of alcohol in a long time and I feel like now every time I smell it I can feel a headache starting. Is this a thing??

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when i was a kid my dad had a nissan skyline and honestly now ive watched the fast and furious movies understand why all the kids from the street would come and look at it.

I'm so rich I eat fine whale caviar. And the scotch I'm pounding smells of mahogany. And fine silk.

I just couldn't get into DS9. Not enough alien bikini babes.

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Sometimes your cousin corrupts you and introduces you to marijuana on top of an elementary school on thanksgiving and you smoke weed for the first time with 5 of her shady drug dealer friends.

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I haven't vaped dabs in a week and I just had one (1) hit off the vape and hooboy. I feel waves of relaxation throughout my body muscles. This is exactly what I want/expect out of life.

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We can dunk on French people all day but those croissant things are good as hell. I’m just saying.

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only posers drink coffee, real people drink their own piss

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blocking everybody in a terrible thread? that's a blockchain, babey

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the great thing about having Opinions on the internet is that i'm absolutely never asked to back them up, which is great, because i can't

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