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In case you missed it...

I interviewed the elusive @snakeboy, where I grilled him on his secret life. He's never doing another interview again (because I threatened him), so be sure to check it out:

youtu.be/FhOeVIDFyy8

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Recipe I just made up 

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@ElfLord *anime villain laugh* You think you can defeat me?

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The first message is from me and the second is my dad

I usually don't get involved in politics on here but today I've decided to put my foot down. I think we should think of the children and stop this nonsense in America.

"I think healthcare should be fixed and also onions should be genetically modified so they don't make me cry anymore." - ElfLord for President 2020

pol opinion 

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my cat is always sitting on my keyboard trying to guess my password, but turns out it's not the letter h repeated 27 times

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should i be worried about the fact that my parents are watching “mad men.” is it appropriate for them

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why do you follow me

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My real first name is Shannon. Weren't expecting that, were you?

If I recorded a hit song, I'd be sure to say my own name in it at least 300 times so everybody knows.

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wallowing like a young pig, recently weaned, tbh

Do you think cats are ever like, "Ugh. Why did I evolve to live with this gross monkey??"

A chimp kisses a tiger. That's the symbiotic relationship humans have with domestic house cats.

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*fishing in my pockets for my apartment keys and my dick and balls flop out and fall on the ground* ha ha whoops!

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i'm glad playing videogames got replaced with just watching people talk about videogames. much easier.

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I have an exceptionally big and complicated brain. the dinner on my shirt is a product of calculation

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Everyone in my gang has their own thing. Like Jimmy, he's the cool guy. Rico? He's the egghead. Oh, me? I'm the one the others are starting to get genuinely a bit concerned about so they've been trying to check up on me lately

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