ElfLord @ElfLord@freedom.horse
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In case you missed it...
I interviewed the elusive @snakeboy, where I grilled him on his secret life. He's never doing another interview again (because I threatened him), so be sure to check it out:
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Recipe I just made up
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*fishing in my pockets for my apartment keys and my dick and balls flop out and fall on the ground* ha ha whoops!
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i'm glad playing videogames got replaced with just watching people talk about videogames. much easier.
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I have an exceptionally big and complicated brain. the dinner on my shirt is a product of calculation
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Everyone in my gang has their own thing. Like Jimmy, he's the cool guy. Rico? He's the egghead. Oh, me? I'm the one the others are starting to get genuinely a bit concerned about so they've been trying to check up on me lately
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Might as well go back to bed. today was probably gonna be be shit anyway so it's definitely not gonna top this, the day's peaked
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I had something I wanted to talk about that's much too long to post on here so I've made a zine, sort of longer writing than I usually do.
If you want to read me talk about drugs and god you could read this, it's about smoking dmt
Sorry I've been gone. I've been really busy harvesting 900 carrots.
Currently waiting for the president to fix the economy so I can get a root touch up STAT
We got a lotta great posts out there tonight. We got a lotta great ones.
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Just realized I've been watching minecraft speedrun world records for the past 2 hours.
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drug poll
Just realized I've been watching minecraft speedrun world records for the past 2 hours.
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@ElfLord filling out an excel spread sheet with data points trying to ascertain the ideal kissing conditions
I'm just gonna try out kissing. Just see if I like it or not.
I'm here and ready to make high art with my posts.
I thought, before I went on a road trip to the South, that I had experienced the REAL country before. But when I got there, I saw signs in every restaurant front window that said, "No guns please." As in, don't bring your gun into our place of business, please. Which, I guess you should be polite about, as the person you're directing this message to has a gun.
Currently being kicked out of this Arby's for refusing to put on shoes and a shirt.
