ElfLord ๐บ๐ธ .๐ด @ElfLord@freedom.horse
Pinned toot
I need to pin a toot but I have no idea which one to choose.
I'll kick your dick off into the dirt.
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if i was bernieโs campaign manager and, granted, iโm not, i would make his slogan for 2020 be, โits bernie, bitchโ
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are u you taking a piss mate?
are you having a laugh
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Man! I Feel Like A Gamer
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If Jesus joined Masto, he would forgive us.
Currently listening to "Uptown Girl" and building a giant staircase in the nether.
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@jordyd is acting like I'm bad at math just because I said z = an orange. He said that's "not a number" and to "stop calling".
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@ElfLord
An orange does not equal 4, so no, sorry.
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im a cismale gamer
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bots are good but they don't fucking KISS.
@jordyd Hiiiiiii I've been gone all day and night, how are you?
Today I made an herb garden and planted a bunch of flowers in the dark at night.
hey fuckos I love you!
You know who's a good friend? @jordyd. He burned my house down to the ground so I could collect all the insurance money. What a pal.
@sireebob Sireebob I miss you! I hope you are well and petting a lot of nice dogs.
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If I was DJing a party I would probably just put on #Empath in its entirety and then stare down angrily and shush anyone trying to make noise over it
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STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP IM DYING STOP IM TURNING INTO DUST
*gets some nunchucks but when I use them I keep whipping my own ass over and over again*
My hair is huge today. It's beautiful. It's like the first time I heard The Beach Boys later stuff.
