You guys, I think there's pervs on here.
Here is the comedy short story I wrote today. I would be honored if anyone read it. I would scream.
How to earn the respect of men:
1.) Give a big belch. That way, they know you're one of the guys.
2.) Talk about boobs. I don't know what specifically about them. But just say the word, "boobs" at some point in the conversation.
3.) Grab a cold one (slang for "beer"). Be sure to call it, "a cold one" and not, "beer." Men can see right through that.
4.) Do NOT say I love you right away. Sprinkle rose petals and light some candles first.
If you think about it, no one can truly fuck
motion to change "Federated" to "Fedora Ted" all in favor say "aye"
i want to end all suffering and i also want a decent philly cheesesteak
someone in my office just yelled "yay for commerce!" and my soul is holding on by a thin thread
everybody give yourself a hand today, you're doing great so far
Make your Barbies kiss.
From now on this is a golf news account.
lol I said peanut button
Does anyone else get phantom smells sometimes that last a long time like days? I can't even place the smells. Well one time I did. It was burned toast with peanut button melted on it.
"Me britches! Me britches!" - some British person somewhere probably
I am definitely not ruining my career by tooting “if you’re happy and you know it crap your pants.”
getting my own show on the travel channel next year where i visit different home depots and taste their paint
Just noticed everyone on this boat is drunk off their ass.