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๐ŸŽถI've been really tryin', baby
Tryin' to hold back this feeling for so long ๐ŸŽถ

@ElfLord I took enough time away from Pinafore to boost this toot

review: Pinafore is great except my husband spends all his time working on it.

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If you fav one of those prank snakes in a can things.

Remember that frosty the snowman said fuck cops this holiday season

I really wish I would be around in like 150 years so I could see what dumb shit millennials will be doing as ghosts

is it illegal to use microsoft edge on mobile

If I had all the money in the world I'd buy all my dream IKEA furniture.

I can't stop laughing and making jokes about, "hits of pot"
It's my only joke left. I've said them all.

I don't get it when people on mastodon police each other's toots. It's like, come on, man, take some hits of pot and chill.

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This is a place to go when you want FREEDOM.

Get things off your chest. Share your secrets with strangers. Scream into the abyss. Tell filthy jokes. Make a joke at all. <3