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My top 13 favorite albums of all time:

#1 Pet Sounds by the beach boys
#2 Yeezus by kanye west
#3 Good Kid Ma.a.d. City by kendrick lamar
#4 The White Album by the beatles
#5 The Emancipation of Mimi by mariah carey
#6 Artpop by lady gaga
#7 H.E.R. by h.e.r.
#8 Back to Black by amy winehouse
#9 Lust for Life by lana del rey
#10 The Magic Garden by The Fifth Dimension
#11 Starboy by the weeknd
#12 Future Nostalgia by dua lipa
#13 Glee: The Music, The Complete Season One by glee cast

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In case you missed it...

I interviewed the elusive @snakeboy, where I grilled him on his secret life. He's never doing another interview again (because I threatened him), so be sure to check it out:

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*fixes wedgie, then turns and smiles at camera. leaps up in the air, gracefully doing 6 backflips before fucking up the landing and proceeding to impale myself on an unfortunately placed upright chopstick*

Currently listening to Billy Joel while getting my ass handed to me by Mespirit in pokemon diamond.

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Me: goes do something else while minecraft is open
My cat in minecraft: mow. mrrow. meo. mao. mraow. mew. mrrr.

I'm still slogging through the grind that is pokemon diamond. My party is pretty good?

Einstein was right. The universe is pog.

Kinda messed up there's a frozen, dead zubat left somewhere in Mt. Coronet that got fucked up in a battle with me.

I was born in the wrong time. I was meant to be a disco queen.

You might think my favorite music decade is the 60s, but you'd be wrong. It's the 70s.

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"Hotel California" is too long. We get it, you're stuck in a hotel. Who hasn't been?

Someday I want to experience the raw energy of the crowd at a professional wrestling show.

"Hotel California" is about 5 minutes too long.

I feel like a bag of molasses on a Sunday morning.

Follow for more metaphors that don't quite work.

I love scanning the timeline for a really funny person. It's like digging for treasure and sometimes you find a real gem.

I want to give away my writing for free to people and just be like, come on, just read it and share it with someone else if you liked it, because that's the most important thing to me.

The worst would be if I sold a screenplay to some studio and they greenlit it and then some producers came along and pissed in it by adding their two cents, ruining the whole screenplay and dooming it to failure.

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