ElfLord 🇺🇸 .🐴 @ElfLord@freedom.horse
*extremely silly* *very stpid*
I also work on lots of hobbies and here's a website I made listing them: https://myspecialprojects.com
I'm back on mastodon after taking a break for a little while to play minecraft. I made a food house, a magic hut, and a cobblestone warehouse.
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have my cereal
Man, my pickaxe is almost dead. I've had it for so long. We've been through a lot together.
It's too dangerous to go alone and take this then it's a kitten.
I can't wait to become average.
All right. I'm naming my baby Jarvis.
I get disgust when people say I love you to me. But only a little.
i cant just keep watching kitchen nightmares like this
CrazySexyAwkward
MentallyStableSexyCool
I'm like at the part of the high where you got a little too high.
I have friends. I just can't think of any of their names right now.
@ElfLord ah, the B.A.B.
I used to babysit a kid who on 3 separate occasions asked me:
Why do you have witch hands?
Why do you have a witch nose?
Why do you have black hair like a witch?
non-stop Baloo
I have too many accounts on this network
I think there's a bot on here.
Lets! Drink! Water!
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Where's my Big Ass Bra?
I'm going to play minecraft but first I'm going to make some very important toots.
That shower fucking sucked.