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Today I interviewed the inventor of Pinafore, @nolan. We had a blast. Pinafore is a web client for mastodon (our favorite website platform).

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My top 13 favorite albums of all time:

#1 Pet Sounds by the beach boys
#2 Yeezus by kanye west
#3 Good Kid Ma.a.d. City by kendrick lamar
#4 The White Album by the beatles
#5 The Emancipation of Mimi by mariah carey
#6 Artpop by lady gaga
#7 H.E.R. by h.e.r.
#8 Back to Black by amy winehouse
#9 Lust for Life by lana del rey
#10 The Magic Garden by The Fifth Dimension
#11 Starboy by the weeknd
#12 Future Nostalgia by dua lipa
#13 Glee: The Music, The Complete Season One by glee cast

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In case you missed it...

I interviewed the elusive @snakeboy, where I grilled him on his secret life. He's never doing another interview again (because I threatened him), so be sure to check it out:

youtu.be/FhOeVIDFyy8

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the most terrifying aspect of having a dog is when they have vivid dreams and you can see their eyeballs moving around cause their eyelids aren't closed all the way and their feets are twitching

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Everyone here is allowed to roast and clown on me. It’s fine.

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I wonder what the Buddha would think of our obession with work and being rich and famous here in the US. He’d probably say that’s fucked.

*takes a deep inhale, holds it, and then talks about how the Buddha was wise for the next hour*

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I know I’ve finally made it because I just got a fav from @bryceyoungquist. Yes. THE Bryce Youngquist.

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Look I’m a normal guy just like you, ok? Everyday I put my pants on one leg at a time and then struggle to fit my enormous dong in there with them, same as everybody else. So cool it, bud.

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Starting a streaming talk show about the history of fishing calling it the CodPast PodCast

I hate it when you have a favorite pro wrestler and then he has a scandal in the news.

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Thanks for being a good sport about me hasslin’ ya, @amateurhour

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Listen @amateurhour just got back from the Dollar General and now he’s ready to kick back, and turn on some NASCAR and shoot the TV with a gun when his favorite guy wins.

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