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ElfLord πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ .🐴 @ElfLord@freedom.horse

"Lets just like get rid of the government and like sit around and smoke weed like yeah man"

*extremely dewgong voice*


I wonder if @Gargron has fav notifications turned off and all my favs are in vain.

Here's some normal text. Here's some more normal text. And here's the punchline.

@SarcasmKid Did you ever post on twitter before mastodon? Was it like it is on mastodon how you like to post and everything?

I'm currently writing food blog posts where I cook and rate and review all the recipes in the Better Homes & Gardens New Cook Book 16th Edition.

It's really fun to write the blog posts. I'm just having a blast.

@TroglodyteMike @Ocean22 if your shower doesnt result in the literal end of life as we know it it's lame

@Ocean22 @TroglodyteMike as someone with an iq in the negatives i dont know what this post says

honestly you could just slap some whipped cream & sprinkles on some fuckin radioactive waste and id be like Oh Hell Yeah and eat it without hesitation

Hi I just woke up fully rested and it is 2am.

why do i still have my inhalers from when i had pneumonia like a year ago gjfklgj what a nice souvenir

It was really fun interpreting your guys' dreams last night with psychoanalysis. I don't know how accurate I was, but it was fun af.

I'm ONLY going to school because I have to in order to get my license from the state. It's fucked up that we have regulations on practicing medicine.

I paid down a little of my student loans today. It felt REALLY good. Like a weight is being lifted off my shoulders. I don't recommend going to school and getting a huge unpayable amount of student loans.

Hi I'm Olivia and I've played the same 10 games for about 5 years.