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My top 13 favorite albums of all time:

#1 Pet Sounds by the beach boys
#2 Yeezus by kanye west
#3 Good Kid Ma.a.d. City by kendrick lamar
#4 The White Album by the beatles
#5 The Emancipation of Mimi by mariah carey
#6 Artpop by lady gaga
#7 H.E.R. by h.e.r.
#8 Back to Black by amy winehouse
#9 Lust for Life by lana del rey
#10 The Magic Garden by The Fifth Dimension
#11 Starboy by the weeknd
#12 Future Nostalgia by dua lipa
#13 Glee: The Music, The Complete Season One by glee cast

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In case you missed it...

I interviewed the elusive @snakeboy, where I grilled him on his secret life. He's never doing another interview again (because I threatened him), so be sure to check it out:

youtu.be/FhOeVIDFyy8

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I’m hanging out with your dad. He’s really into Deep Purple.

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There's a lot of planets in space. Anybody else noticing this

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yeah i got ADHD: alarmingly huge dick disorder

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Walking up to a group of girls at a bar: haha yeah totally, that reminds me of this dril tweet...

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@badboy69 i am thinking about when you told your mom "voting is for simps and cucks!" and she said "ok then get on it"

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@cicatriz_jdr @finn go kick rocks. do it, if you love outside so much. pound sand. flatten it out with a mallet.

fuck, that sounds great. the outside has me now, i'm off to tamp tamp tamp the earth down flat

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italian researchers are constantly working to find the smallest vessel one can drink espresso from

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if you play a ukelele and you are a girl please stay away from me, i dont want problems, i want peace

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lana del rey makes music for girlbosses who exclusively date men who do not own a bedframe

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@breakfastgolem @ElfLord taking off from Cornwall and slamming directly into Florida

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flipping through book like "there's technically no rule that says a super fuckin' ripped kangaroo CAN'T enter this bodybuilding competition. get that marsupial a bottle of muscle oil and show him to the stage."

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me, 99 years old, my house absolutely clogged with pool-toys

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stop saying "my kid could paint that," and start saying "my kid *will* paint that!" the time is now to introduce your child to the lucrative world of art forgery

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either you're american and drink from the red cups or you're european and drink from pint glasses you've stolen from your local bar or pub

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if she's your girlfriend how come i'm boosting her posts

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