ElfLord @ElfLord@freedom.horse

Today I interviewed the inventor of Pinafore, @nolan. We had a blast. Pinafore is a web client for mastodon (our favorite website platform).

My top 13 favorite albums of all time:

#1 Pet Sounds by the beach boys
#2 Yeezus by kanye west
#3 Good Kid Ma.a.d. City by kendrick lamar
#4 The White Album by the beatles
#5 The Emancipation of Mimi by mariah carey
#6 Artpop by lady gaga
#7 H.E.R. by h.e.r.
#8 Back to Black by amy winehouse
#9 Lust for Life by lana del rey
#10 The Magic Garden by The Fifth Dimension
#11 Starboy by the weeknd
#12 Future Nostalgia by dua lipa
#13 Glee: The Music, The Complete Season One by glee cast

In case you missed it...

I interviewed the elusive @snakeboy, where I grilled him on his secret life. He's never doing another interview again (because I threatened him), so be sure to check it out:

https://youtu.be/FhOeVIDFyy8

This is my real dad.

*nervously laughs and boosts an @esvrld post*

@snakeboy hey can you tell me when I get to the part where I'm not bored out of my fucking mind with life and start feeling like the reward part of my brain isn't dead forever?

It's been 30 days as of today that I stopped smoking weed completely and I want to throw myself dramatically out a window.

Am I still interested in turning my life around for the better?

Tune in at 10am PST to channel 69 to find out more.

I tried to make homemade tofu but it didn't coagulate even though I followed the directions exactly. It took an entire gallon of soymilk.

Guess I'll have to pay the $1.79 for store-bought tofu like some kind of peasant.

I have so many bookmarks in the bookmarks bar of my browser that I accidentally put there and don't know how to remove.

I don't remember adding all the vegetables and fruits that are in season in my local region, but it sounds very useful regardless.