ElfLord 🇺🇸 .🐴 @ElfLord@freedom.horse
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Excerpt from my new short story, Pickle Cop:
🎶I've been really tryin', baby
Tryin' to hold back this feeling for so long 🎶
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@ElfLord I took enough time away from Pinafore to boost this toot
I don't know what to do with my time here on earth.
#Pinafore review: Pinafore is great except my husband spends all his time working on it.
Titanic (1997) spoilers Show more
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*gets a bad haircut* huh. guess i'm indie now
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@ElfLord Titanic 2: Another Titanic
The movie Titanic but there's TWO titanics.
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lmao ok I get that motherfucking eevee.
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Man, I can't find them.
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If you fav one of those prank snakes in a can things.
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Remember that frosty the snowman said fuck cops this holiday season
Send me normal people to be friends with. Just to see.
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I really wish I would be around in like 150 years so I could see what dumb shit millennials will be doing as ghosts
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is it illegal to use microsoft edge on mobile
If I had all the money in the world I'd buy all my dream IKEA furniture.
I can't stop laughing and making jokes about, "hits of pot"
It's my only joke left. I've said them all.
A dog flying a plane.
I don't get it when people on mastodon police each other's toots. It's like, come on, man, take some hits of pot and chill.
