@ElfLord I have a list of horny picard episodes off the top of my head complete with names and I am, suddenly, alarmed about myself

@ElfLord the the future VOCEL POLICE are a thing. horny people deserve no rights

@nonphatic @ElfLord
no!! but it’s from a conversation we were having lmao

@nonphatic @ElfLord
i was actually just telling her about Picard and his horniness for Dr. Crusher

@ElfLord lemme sign up for the holodeck here on the signup sheet

10:00am Johnny Brickard
11:00am Jimmy Pickle
12:00pm Jim-Jon “Lucky” Brickle
1:00pm-11:00pm Definitely Not The Captain

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