I got a new vacuum and it's so fun to use. You should see all the cat hair it picks up, guys. I don't even have cats. That's how good it is.

Your next next next door neighbors: "Hey, where's our cat hair!?"

@ElfLord You are the ElfLord of funny toots. I am but a HobbitSerf.

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