I got a new vacuum and it's so fun to use. You should see all the cat hair it picks up, guys. I don't even have cats. That's how good it is.
Your next next next door neighbors: "Hey, where's our cat hair!?"
@ShanShen lmao That's brilliant
@ElfLord You are the ElfLord of funny toots. I am but a HobbitSerf.
@ShanShen Thank you! You are not a mere HobbitSerf!
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