I hate that in Seattle everyone acts like if you make small talk you’re going to rob them.
@ElfLord "hey thats a nice wallet... where are you going?"
@twitter see! small talk!
@ElfLord i guess small talk is probably best done in elevators where people can't escape the friendliness...
@ElfLord i never know which way to face in those things anyway
@twitter lmao you look at the numbers and face the door or everyone else starts doubting they’re riding an elevator correctly.
@ElfLord *doors close*
@twitter I’m pretty sure the supreme court ruled you can’t yell, “We’re trapped!!!” in a crowded elevator.
@ElfLord i thought that only applied if they were showing a movie in the elevator
@twitter I’m so glad you got the joke. It was pretty esoteric.
@twitter In Seattle we don’t even make small talk in the elevator most of the time. My dad always talks though. Super embarassing!
@piggo Oh I’ve been going about it all wrong
@ElfLord Big Cal Anderson Park energy
@ElfLord NYC is like that too
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