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I hate that in Seattle everyone acts like if you make small talk you’re going to rob them.

@ElfLord i guess small talk is probably best done in elevators where people can't escape the friendliness...

@twitter lmao you look at the numbers and face the door or everyone else starts doubting they’re riding an elevator correctly.

@twitter I’m pretty sure the supreme court ruled you can’t yell, “We’re trapped!!!” in a crowded elevator.

@ElfLord i thought that only applied if they were showing a movie in the elevator

@twitter I’m so glad you got the joke. It was pretty esoteric.

@twitter In Seattle we don’t even make small talk in the elevator most of the time. My dad always talks though. Super embarassing!

@ElfLord usually tru tho, one talks to u and the other steals ur purse
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