Hi y'all I have one of those ebooks bot things now and here is the background. It's a stereogram. Remember these things? Remember the 90s?


Just printed out a "very professional" sign for the Comedy Writers Meetup tonight at 7pm at Elliott Bay Books in Capitol Hill. I hope you can make it!

*me singing into the bathroom mirror alone in my apartment*

๐ŸŽถBut then a hero comes along... With the strength to carry on... ๐ŸŽถ

Just did a word problem probably wrong with $420 (the weed number) in it.

OMG WE DID IT! I'm so honored. Thank you for all the follows and to those 2 people who unfollowed me so I could get 666 followers. Haha you guys can go back to following me. Uh, guys? Guys??

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Get things off your chest. Share your secrets with strangers. Scream into the abyss. Tell filthy jokes. Make a joke at all. <3