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*fishing in my pockets for my apartment keys and my dick and balls flop out and fall on the ground* ha ha whoops!

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i'm glad playing videogames got replaced with just watching people talk about videogames. much easier.

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I have an exceptionally big and complicated brain. the dinner on my shirt is a product of calculation

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Everyone in my gang has their own thing. Like Jimmy, he's the cool guy. Rico? He's the egghead. Oh, me? I'm the one the others are starting to get genuinely a bit concerned about so they've been trying to check up on me lately

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@snakeboy @bryn This is my #1 reason for blocking people. And also if they're prettier than me. That's reason #1 as well.

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Might as well go back to bed. today was probably gonna be be shit anyway so it's definitely not gonna top this, the day's peaked

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I had something I wanted to talk about that's much too long to post on here so I've made a zine, sort of longer writing than I usually do.
If you want to read me talk about drugs and god you could read this, it's about smoking dmt

pdfhost.io/v/q~Xi4vcZ4_dmtpdf.

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@shadow8t4 Tell me about it! These villagers can't get enough though and I need the emeralds.

Sorry I've been gone. I've been really busy harvesting 900 carrots.

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@007 omg hi i miss u. How could I neglect our wonderful friendship for so long?

Currently waiting for the president to fix the economy so I can get a root touch up STAT

@CoughingSound I will NEVER delete my account. Despite the widely circling petition.

We got a lotta great posts out there tonight. We got a lotta great ones.

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Just realized I've been watching minecraft speedrun world records for the past 2 hours.

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