@jordyd LMFAO I'm dying help me jesus!
@jordyd LMFAO I'm shaking like a chihuahua
@jordyd How's Massachusetts doing? You still got uhhh, Colonial buildings there?
@jordyd He knew he was no match for you.
@ebeth I wish confetti would come out of the sky for me every time I hugged a bro
@ebeth We need more hugging in professional sports.
@snakeboy Imagine being in a job interview taking a big bong rip and having a neck tattoo of charmander.
@snakeboy "Pulled over for having a brake light out."
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