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Cum lorde (that’s latin for “with honors”)

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Imma post my cervix (while its filing taxes) for CLOUT

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Wonder what The Weeknd’s doing right now. Probably busy being Michael Jackson.

drug 

Dracula spoilers 

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Twitter is the worst instance, I’m so glad we all decided not to federate with it

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you could become a frog thats perfectly legal

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hi, i'm gerald witcher - do you have a ghoul problem? call me, gerald witcher, on 1-800-GHOUL-B-GON

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so i understand the need to be protected from radiation & to provide adequate surface area for cooling, and it's not like camouflage is important in space, but the the space force uniform still looks a bit off to me

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just watched the movie "Joker" and damn i wish i was the joker!! that guy has got it all figured out

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wish i had a small group of friends to fall asleep on the floor with once in a while

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my name is One Trick Tony and i am NOT a horse!!

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i will never apologize for stealing ketchup packets from burger king and dry jacking it like god has died and went to hell

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