"The worst shitposter on Mastodon" - @nick
"You made that up, shut up" - @snakeboy
Cum lorde (that’s latin for “with honors”)
Satan is my side bitch but the universe is my Main
Fuck all cops including cartoon ones!!++
Imma post my cervix (while its filing taxes) for CLOUT
Wonder what The Weeknd’s doing right now. Probably busy being Michael Jackson.
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The thought of someone smoking pot in a bathroom alone always makes me laugh.
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The bat man bites people’s necks and turns them into more bat men.
Twitter is the worst instance, I’m so glad we all decided not to federate with it
Water is just boneless ice
you could become a frog thats perfectly legal
hi, i'm gerald witcher - do you have a ghoul problem? call me, gerald witcher, on 1-800-GHOUL-B-GON
so i understand the need to be protected from radiation & to provide adequate surface area for cooling, and it's not like camouflage is important in space, but the the space force uniform still looks a bit off to me
Men for Bernie
just watched the movie "Joker" and damn i wish i was the joker!! that guy has got it all figured out
peemo's at it again!
wish i had a small group of friends to fall asleep on the floor with once in a while
@peemobil Thank you. Thank you for this.
my name is One Trick Tony and i am NOT a horse!!
i will never apologize for stealing ketchup packets from burger king and dry jacking it like god has died and went to hell
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