I'm back and I'm here to get weird.
is the hairy yelling monkey guy who drives the flying saucer with indiana jones an actual bigfoot?
remember: whenever there's trouble, a ninja Turtle will be there to protect you
i have my clothes made on a loom by exquisite boys
I'd buy Peter Norton a beer and listen to his tale.
My alter ego is named, "Tiffany Brains."
The London Underground is one of the great wonders old the world. Where do these trains go? To this day, no one knows
Captain Picard sounds like a french last name. I bet he was french.
the wired part of this joke is left as an exercise to the reader.
The mom flushed shredder. He ended up in a sewer. He touched bad green glowing toxic waste that was radioactive. He became a big rat. Met some turtles. Next thing you know? He's the master now.