if i was bernieโ€™s campaign manager and, granted, iโ€™m not, i would make his slogan for 2020 be, โ€œits bernie, bitchโ€

are u you taking a piss mate?
are you having a laugh

If Jesus joined Masto, he would forgive us.

Currently listening to "Uptown Girl" and building a giant staircase in the nether.

@jordyd is acting like I'm bad at math just because I said z = an orange. He said that's "not a number" and to "stop calling".

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