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(scoffing) i could defeat the rubik's cube easily. it has no attacks. it's weak

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two guys
sitting in a hot tub
manscaping each other

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Favorite mastodon feature?

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remember when will smith went big william style

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new app allows you to pay a poc $10 every time you want to do something racist, thus erasing it, with just the touch of a button

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sonic but not knuckles because they defederated

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how come in star wars luke got to have a normal name and nobody else in that trilogy or elsewhere in the series got one

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can't believe george lucas cgi'd his face onto luke's in the new original trilogy re-release

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@finn I'm closing my eyes and using my imagination to imagine you spinning around in circles in a night dress and it's beautiful and I'm crying.

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what's your most "and then everyone clapped" fake tumblr story sounding thing that actually happened to you

drug thing 

@snakeboy Thank you very much, that means a lot to me hearing that from you because you've got much more time under your belt. My therapist said the same thing as you so I guess I'll just try to trust you guys are telling me the truth. I'll keep trying to go without it but some days I really, really want to break down and go back to it. Especially when I get frustrated or in a negativity spiral.

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@snakeboy hey can you tell me when I get to the part where I'm not bored out of my fucking mind with life and start feeling like the reward part of my brain isn't dead forever?

It's been 30 days as of today that I stopped smoking weed completely and I want to throw myself dramatically out a window.

@snakeboy I lmao in real life at this. It was a good quip. You're good at quips because you're british probably

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I shouldn't be held responsible for anything I've done in the past. People grow and change, I'm a different person now than I was 10 minutes ago when I sold those cigarettes to your 13 year old niece

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just saw a mam going jogging with her kids. really hate this woman, i wanted to go out and give them all playstation games and cans of full fat coke

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