my name colby my name colby my name is colby and i believe in you

(pulls up to Mastodon in a station wagon, Chrome's "Alien Soundtracks" blasting from the speakers) get in losers were going antiquing

Iโ€™m not ready to learn Iโ€™m a sims character in a simulation.

Help my cat is smoking a blunt and shooting dice with some raccoons and it keeps telling me to fuck off

putting on a puppet show to teach children the allegory of plato's cave

how does one "accidentally stumble into a date" apart from drunkenly tripping over nothing and falling on the table of a young couple on their first outing

*flirting* H-hey. You wanna watch cosmos? The carl sagan version, of course.

@snakeboy *throws things around the room, breaking them* This isn't fair! *throws self on bed* I won't have it any longer!

@geet No you're wrong. It was beautiful and funny and you deserve an award: ๐ŸŽ–๏ธ

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