I work on lots of hobbies https://myspecialprojects.com
best thing about limewire was installing the free version then only using it to pirate limewire pro
Cucumber sounds like a month
Carl Sagan walked out on our family in 1993.
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Really craving some Campbell's chicken noodle soup in a can™.
look ok i know it's not 'PC' to say this, but we all know the only reason anyone liked bernie sanders is because he's smokin hot, and horny men thought if they pretended to like socialism he might take his shirt off on facebook live
*Rubbing tangerines in my hair frantically*
fucking turn real ornge already!
today is cash money Thursday y'all
*crawls inside the large hadron collider* fuck off I live hear now. *I hiss at the scientists tryna hit me with a broom* FUK OFFF
Sorry guys I just named my firstborn that too.
Hi I'm kind of you always quoting Ayn Rand.
*careens off a cliff and tumbles down violently until I reach the bottom of the ocean*me: I meant to do that.
I miss the days when people weren't grown in vats, and the birds were still real.
i miss the days when we could look up to the sky without dodging the shards of glass hurled down by vengeful clouds
in this world it's either shid or be shidded
RimWorld has taught me that in a post-apocalyptic future there’s a high probability of huskies showing up at our hypothetical camp and just deciding we were their family now
My favorite character from Sesame Street was Big Bird's friend… Humpalumpakiss
Every time you drink poison, follow it up with a shot of milk
shidding? farding? child's play.
Some people say I'm crazy. Other people say, "ElfLord put down the hot poker, nobody said you're crazy."
This is a place to go when you want FREEDOM.
Get things off your chest. Share your secrets with strangers. Scream into the abyss. Tell filthy jokes. Make a joke at all. <3