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Me, opening Pandora's Box: i wonder what's in this cool box!

my brain: (handing me a crush) i got you something
me: please no.. donโ€™t do this to me....

the D in 3D Printer stands for dick. you can print 3 dicks and youโ€™re done.

vulcan: live long and prosper ๐Ÿ––
me: and also with you

Mastodon is the website you go to if you would in fact download a car

I think H.E.R. is one of the greatest vocalists of all time and sheโ€™s so creative with her voice and her music is original and beautiful.

I canโ€™t stop thinking about the music video for NSYNC Tearinโ€™ Up My Heart. They just look like a couple of dancing boys, laughing their asses off the whole time.

Maybe now in washington state, instead of gold medals, they give out bricks of weed.

One of my favorite childhood memories was getting to go to Kauai, find a coconut, knock it down, and use an axe to open it. The juice and nut meats went everywhere, but still. This has been Thank you for reading.

If the cat uses the litterbox, that's good enough for me too.

boost if you give goths permission to pose and take photos on your grave after you die

If I ever get 2 cats again I'm going to name them Felix and Sonic.

I just got fortune III on my pickaxe! Do you have any idea how much ore I'm going to get now??

If @jordyd gets outside, just open a couple cans of tuna and leave them out for him. He'll come back.

In minecraft I named my favorite horse Corndog and gave them diamond horse armor.

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