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@ElfLord what if we made it worse instead. that kind of sounds like a good idea

I should be able to bripe in this bank.

Sorry for all the political stuff I just posted. I’m woke now. I believe in being kind to people and having some good, clean fun.

I think we should make the government better. I think we should do it for our children’s future.

I don’t think the government is doing a very good job.

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please let me know if i've ever troll'd you im trying to make things right

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We can stop making new music now, I think we've done enough.

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every day in every way 

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He can’t say Go Go gadget fleshlight because it’s inappropriate so he has to say go go little gadget.

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this just in, I've been informed that bees are problematic

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I have some deep thoughts about Johnny Appleseed I share on here.

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There is a small cat in the breakfast area!!

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i dont know anyone named William because ive killed every one ive met

I cast spells and every full moon I ride around in the sky on a broomstick.

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Math is just when you think like real hard about things

Spotify thinks I like Hannah Montana but I don't. I swear.

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@ElfLord they shit in the street probably. wait on second thought I think the Romans had functional plumbing

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