"The worst shitposter on Mastodon" - @nick
"You made that up, shut up" - @snakeboy
getting rock hard instantly
do it bitch
@ElfLord what if we made it worse instead. that kind of sounds like a good idea
I should be able to bripe in this bank.
Sorry for all the political stuff I just posted. I’m woke now. I believe in being kind to people and having some good, clean fun.
I think we should make the government better. I think we should do it for our children’s future.
I don’t think the government is doing a very good job.
please let me know if i've ever troll'd you im trying to make things right
We can stop making new music now, I think we've done enough.
every day in every way Show more
we are having a day... in a way
He can’t say Go Go gadget fleshlight because it’s inappropriate so he has to say go go little gadget.
this just in, I've been informed that bees are problematic
I have some deep thoughts about Johnny Appleseed I share on here.
There is a small cat in the breakfast area!!
i dont know anyone named William because ive killed every one ive met
I cast spells and every full moon I ride around in the sky on a broomstick.
I'm big in Australia.
Math is just when you think like real hard about things
Spotify thinks I like Hannah Montana but I don't. I swear.
@ElfLord they shit in the street probably. wait on second thought I think the Romans had functional plumbing
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