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The shroud of turin but it's my face appearing in the sweat patch on the back of my t-shirt after cycling to work

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what's the baby sun god from the teletubbies up to now

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Drug reference, plus a skeltal 

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The only "original character" I need is Debra, my wife of 25 years who I love very much.

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I love to meet up with my millennial friends and sit on our phones not speaking to each other, the olds just don't understand

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i can't believe eugen created a website

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yes im a gamer, yes i have a college degree, and yes i post about pissing and shitting on line. WE EXIST

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I did a lot of shit today, time to mine for diamonds, fuckers.

Hi I need to escape. This looks like a good place for that.

People are getting lewd on the timeline this afternoon.

@007 Sorry I can't stop fav'ing and boosting. I'm going to stop faving. Just boosting. From here on out. Only boosting.

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crunching into a bath bomb like an apple

I talk to my mom to get philosophical advice. I talk to my dad for a good fart joke.

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plastic surgery 

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rubbing wasp venom onto my lips to become an instagram model

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