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I want to hear all of Billy Joel's unreleased songs. I'm talking all the demos, from the early songs like Sarah Won't Fuck Me to the later hits like Milkshake Vibes. maybe even some stuff from his cold war period, like Christmas At The Berlin Wall

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Hey let's kick off a #ff #followfriday wave for all the new faces

@monster_meal is a friend, and new to the fediverse, and pretty cool so following him is probably a good idea

@DEATHUNICORN is great and an awesome designer and an excellent photographer

@june is a generally great person

@djsundog you like jazz, tech, and one weird trick to transform them into archeology? Problem solved!

@TheGibson you like hacking, tech, and hacking tech? Problem solved!

@ElfLord is funny AND nice

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hey federated timeline, follow me, lennie. i may not have said anything funny for a while, but i promise i did once and may again at some point in the future. you wouldn't wanna miss that would you #ff

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there is two types of boy in the world: "tarzan" and "snake". dont forget this and you'll go far.

I follow way, way rauchier people now than ever before. I did not know when I first signed up for mastodon, what I was getting myself into.

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To the girl eating Reece’s Pieces while waiting for the tram at 9AM — I respect you.

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its fucked up that seattle gave fraiser from fraiser his own holiday and its on september 11th

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LIVE!POSTING my cat threw up in the interstitial space between the couch arm and the couch cushion

You have no idea how many times I get on mastodon to make a post and then remember I have minecraft running and I go look and it's night and zombies are trying to break down the door and I have no armor or tools on me.

My dad is late to everything. I think he's a diva.

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