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Might as well go back to bed. today was probably gonna be be shit anyway so it's definitely not gonna top this, the day's peaked

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I had something I wanted to talk about that's much too long to post on here so I've made a zine, sort of longer writing than I usually do.
If you want to read me talk about drugs and god you could read this, it's about smoking dmt

pdfhost.io/v/q~Xi4vcZ4_dmtpdf.

Sorry I've been gone. I've been really busy harvesting 900 carrots.

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Currently waiting for the president to fix the economy so I can get a root touch up STAT

We got a lotta great posts out there tonight. We got a lotta great ones.

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Just realized I've been watching minecraft speedrun world records for the past 2 hours.

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Just realized I've been watching minecraft speedrun world records for the past 2 hours.

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@ElfLord filling out an excel spread sheet with data points trying to ascertain the ideal kissing conditions

I'm just gonna try out kissing. Just see if I like it or not.

I'm here and ready to make high art with my posts.

I thought, before I went on a road trip to the South, that I had experienced the REAL country before. But when I got there, I saw signs in every restaurant front window that said, "No guns please." As in, don't bring your gun into our place of business, please. Which, I guess you should be polite about, as the person you're directing this message to has a gun.

Currently being kicked out of this Arby's for refusing to put on shoes and a shirt.

Today I ran around for a while on a treadmill like somebody's gotdamn hamster.

Currently leveling a 128x128 block area of land so I can make a battle arena and fight bad guys.

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Is it cool to like Elton John? I'm 32 years old and really concerned about looking cool.

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