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a hitman shoots at me. i turn around, flex my ass and the bullet ricochets, killing the hitman instantly

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in the Mastodon anime I sound exactly like Jessie, as in the Team Rocket member

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Why did you turn out funny?

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when joss whedon created buffy the vampire slayer little did he know that he would be the greatest feminist writer in history

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When I make a post and you reply with a similar experience that engages me further, elaborating on my original post and intertwining our shared meaning, growing our reference points and thereby our connections as people, well that's conversation baby.

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Kind of fucked up that there’s just a store called Banana Republic

Mark Zuckerberg went from being a nerd to a politician. That sucks. He is so fucked. I'd hate to be him.

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Which one is worse right now?

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just had a vivid memory of when a friend introduced me to someone and said "you might know him from the cracked.com comments section"

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do you ever see a really funny joke and just get annoyed that you didnt think of it

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One time I read the entire wikipedia page on the United States of America and I was really, really surprised by the things it said. Basically I got the impression the US is like playing the lotto and there's just a lot of money in the pot.

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@ElfLord "learn how big tech is destroying the world!!!!!! streaming now, only on netflix"
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Technology is...

I just watched The Social Dilemma, about the dangers of big tech like fb, twitter, etc.. and I would recommend watching it but I’m pretty sure everyone here already knows all the information in it as well as the people in it.

Shit. California’s all fucked up again.

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this whole internet thing is just multicast fax whats the big deal

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