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People were asking what their voices sounded like in your head like a week ago. Unfortunately in my head everyone has the same voice, and it's very drab

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this is the year I finally capture Santa Clause. the Dutch pervert will face the consequences of his actions

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Imagining a dystopian future where when you try to visit the home depot they tell you you have to stay in the gardening section and call you a "plant cuck"

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When the nerds make a movie about how cool I was it’s gotta start and end with the boys are back in town.

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UNPOPULAR OPINION: I don't believe there should be a unified Ireland. Or there should be. Whichever opinion is unpopular here, that's the one that's mine

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If you date me you can expect yo hear dumb bullshit like AC/DC at weird hours like right now.

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if you're reading this mr president, the price of my undying allegiance is exactly one thousand dollars. my dms are open

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Kids these days are always talking about #PissDrinking. What ever happened to good old fashioned #WaterDrinking smh

food? 

My favorite drink is turkey breastmilk.

food 

ElfLord needs food badly.

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nothing like coming home from a hard day's work, kicking my boots off and taking an uncomfortably large bong hit

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tripping all over myself, suitcase opening, printed out dril tweets flying everywhere

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sorry, i’m the bonehead who first thought it would be a good idea to mix politics with video games. i’m the one who made pikachu cis. it won’t happen again

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