food, my dad
My dad has eaten the same thing every day for 34 years. He's a former bodybuilder and he's still a health nut. This is what he eats:
Breakfast: egg whites with a tiny little baby bit of feta, a banana, protein shake
Lunch: canned tuna, salsa, and rice mixed together, bag of carrots, broccoli, spinach, doused in fat free ranch dressing
Dinner: 1-2 lbs fish, a red potato, fat free sour cream, spray I can't believe it's not butter, almost an entire bag of salad, fat free ranch dressing
Dessert: 4 sugar free popsicles
Actually, my dad would probably do that in real life if this was the 1800s. He's strong. He could break down a door.
I'm really bad at the phone. I just forget I have a phone all day and then I look and there's 50 messages from my dad saying, "Are you ok???"
Like, Jesus, I haven't responded to your messages for a day. If this was olden times would you knock on my door every 5 minutes to tell me whatever and then break down the door if I didn't answer??
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