every time i open a page on @ElfLord's instance i forget that it's bright pink and the shock kills me instantly
why in god's name am i hot for godzilla, can i not just have a normal weekend for once
what was that you asked? do i consider myself "cultured"?
ummm, allow me to show you to my closet full of unopened Furby's, which wikipedia describes as "resembling a hamster or owllike creature"
last appraisal i got for them was "enough to pay my family court bills", so uh, yea. i think i know a little something about culture
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