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Call of Duty Zombie level but instead you have to fight off Oregoneons trying to sell you weed

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remember christmas? that was 20 years ago. feel old yet

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*jumps onto the driver's door and leans in* why don't you let me drive

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I played catch with a pet dog all day and now I "get" dogs.

I basically went to a farm today and pet a goat, a chicken, a horse, and two (2) dogs.

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you: "muy lord"
me: (whispering to self) ... very lord...

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everybody thinks that me and my very loud car are cool

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Whatever Reddit does to people’s brains; they deserve it

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Going to a fancy Italian place and pronouncing "fagioli" as problematic as possible

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@finn i joined during the tumblr migration, because i felt this was the right place to post about my true passion: hentai

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animé

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mastocon would make dashcon look epic and poggers in comparison

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Should I keep making annoying polls?

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