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@ElfLord I liked it when Depeche Mode played Freeeeeeebird as their encore

I need to go to Shitposters Anonymous. Is it really shitposting though? If a shit falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, did it really fall at all?

I tried to make coffee and I keep worrying about it. I don't know, I guess I don't care. The house is probably burning down right now.

I'm doing that thing again where I stay up late drinking coffee and studying and listening to Lana Del Rey while high.

I keep forgetting I'm studying right now.

Remember in the Batman movies when The Joker would say, "Riddle me THIS?"

@Elizafox If Papyrus was a human they would smell strongly of patchouli and have a yoga mat with them at all times

@ElfLord bullshit, you just said NINE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE, ONE THOUSAND! when i walked in the room

When you've flushed as many beach towels as I have, you probably owe somebody some money.

Someone just said not to flush a beach towel down the toilet?

Does this ever happen to you? *camera zooms out capturing the heat death of the entire universe in a 10 second timelapse*

Someone at Tide is like "how do we make our tide pods uglier so people won't try to eat them"

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