What's more fun? Being on fire or not being on fire?
I need to go to Shitposters Anonymous. Is it really shitposting though? If a shit falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, did it really fall at all?
I tried to make coffee and I keep worrying about it. I don't know, I guess I don't care. The house is probably burning down right now.
I'm doing that thing again where I stay up late drinking coffee and studying and listening to Lana Del Rey while high.
I keep forgetting I'm studying right now.
I'm a one trick 🐴 .
Remember in the Batman movies when The Joker would say, "Riddle me THIS?"
When you've flushed as many beach towels as I have, you probably owe somebody some money.
I've lost a lot of beach towels that way.
Someone just said not to flush a beach towel down the toilet?
Does this ever happen to you? *camera zooms out capturing the heat death of the entire universe in a 10 second timelapse*
Someone at Tide is like "how do we make our tide pods uglier so people won't try to eat them"