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@snakeboy oh mr. snake boy over here bragging about "having a job with keys and whatnot" you made your bed now lie in it

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brb, leaving out food scraps to attract the brain worms take control for a bit

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I'm glad overalls started out inherently unisex and we didn't have to invent some dumb shit like "broveralls" or whatever

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i just think its really funny how you claim to support the environment and yet you wear clothes

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not a cell phone in sight. just living in the moment. absolutely beautiful

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Let's get married. Yeah, let's get old and take each other for granted.

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@ElfLord I may live in filth irl but by golly my Minecraft chests are all organized.

I have to play minecraft now. I have to move things from one place painstakingly and put them in another place painstakingly.

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@ElfLord Some people don't even know what's sacred anymore

Just got back from the grocery store. Can you believe they don’t have a single Hallmark card for Penis Friday?

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@SunSaint only in america. canada already had their penis friday early in the year.

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@Pixley @laser What is a cannoli (Please do not tell me it is a decentralized social network)

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what's a decentralized social network

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being late for work because i can't t-pose through the front doors

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