Zohel @EmpressZo@freedom.horse

There are worse places to grow up than the real world, y'know?

Clone-Empress in Training

Zohel: Ideal, but not (legally) allowed for bullshit reasons

Zohel Zohel: Goofy, reads like a species joke

Zohel X: Unwanted political connotations, I've kind of been using it anyway

Zohel Sabreday: What I've been using otherwise, metaphorical, kind of flowery

Zohel *: Like hell they'd allow special characters, but also the best after just plain 'Zohel'

mood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNE2oCZH_4k

"I might not speak the language or have stepped foot in the country, but legally speaking, I'm as much of a citizen as anyone else" is... true, but awkward.

I don't think I can get my X gender marker on German documents/ID, or at least, it doesn't look like it :l

Renewing/reapplying for my passport is going to be a bureaucratic nightmare of proving my citizenship, and that's *without* having a new name and gender marker added into the mix

I'm probably going to have to book an appointment with the consulate

Gah

I'm getting some beginning German workbooks for free, next weekish (hm)

joots, or jean boots

jeels, or jean heels

My brain: Haha wow, humans sure love bread, we better learn how to make it
Me: What

Ignore me! I found it :0

Does anyone else remember that book with the young couple trying to throw a dinner party with only pickles and beweeviled pancake mix?

I tried reading it when I was smol, stopped on account of the secondhand embarrassment, and want to take another crack at it.

I have a rice cooker and pancake mix

What could go right

Who is lighting fireworks
This is CANADA

Actually I need to rewrite a "basic housekeeping sundries" shopping list, because "basic housekeeping sundries" falls in the class of things I'll make note of, forget about, and repeat until the heat death of the universe

It looks like it would be cheaper to just get a replacement kettle off of amazon, rather than shlepping it to walmart, but both options are more expensive than going to the store I got the original kettle from... with is 1.5 hrs away

Surely there is a store that occupies the same ecological niche closer by

I'm slightly (noncommittal hand-wavy gesture) about people getting the idea Zo is derived from Zoe/Zoë/Zoé/Zoey and tacking on an extra syllable, but it hasn't happened yet and isn't worth burning calories over besides.

I haven't even made a good 'Anathema of Zo' joke yet

Me @ me: you're not tired, you're bored!!! Go do something weird, get up to some nonsense, learn something cool! Novelty, novelty!