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It's the internet. If you can see it, hear it, or smell it... yeah, you can own it.

Petition to make Allison Fleischer's "HORSE!!!" at allisonfleischer.bandcamp.com/ the freedom.horse anthem:

boosts+

2020: i wanted my vision to be better than this, but no

stupid pescetarian joke 

Puis fais des ronds avec ton basa,
des ronds avec ton basa

catposting, tsun/kuu/yandereposting 

Z: hi... i came here to eat you- oh, you're NICE? well, then i GUESS i MIGHT stay... for a LITTLE bit...
Z: it's not like i LIKE you, it's not like i WANT pats and scritches... but if you INSIST... i wouldn't... argue...

kink, pun 

sometimes you have to stop and smell the ropeses

the pride flag with the triangle on the left does always make me do a double-take (thinking it's the south african flag)

So my one roommate had a nearly-empty and very ancient jar of pickled banana peppers that I Very Quickly Used Up (with their blessing!), which I then used to pickle some cucumbers in, which I then drank the brine of-

A-and today, they gifted me... the SECOND, SEALED, JAR, OF PICKLED BANANA PEPPERS, THAT WAS HIDDEN IN THEIR PANTRY

oh hell yes

Soft (loud) reminder that this social network includes a *lot* of people.

Some of them, like me, can't/don't/won't tag for shit.

This is the fediverse. We all have different rules. I want to stop seeing people I like - let alone my mutuals - tell me that everyone should be doing better or adhering to a standard that I can't.

fucking hell, i spelled "tinder" as "tindr" again today

this house is (discord notification) (discord notification) (discord notification to your left) (discord notification to your right) (discord notifications because you're texting each other now) (discord notification)

jfc so i was dusting shit today,
felt an itch behind my ear,
and it was a tiny dust bunny-

they can *migrate*?

tumblr self xpost 

my housemate threw a hawaiian print crop top in my face after she yelled my name and i opened my door the other day

so now i own a hawaiian print crop top

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