Bonvenon al la Tornado
Hank Hill, your friendly neighborhood fascist
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Me[Deftly and mercilessly karate-chopping an entire wedding party]: I'M SORRY! I NEVER KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY HANDS!
Let me assure you all that I am consistently underwhelming across MULTIPLE social media platforms
Ah, the ol' ball-and-chain (referring to my tea diffuser)
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pft. i was only being horny ironically.
mastodon is crumbling and some blame anyone who has ever been hornt on main
Sure, everyone loves comets, but nobody wants to take care of them once they grow up to become Space Frogs.
I'm starting to suspect that for my entire life I have been shifting back and forth between parallel universes that are identical except for the spelling of grey/gray
met a guy on Grindr who claimed to be a "dog daddy." Folks, I must warn you, this is blatant false advertising, he had no canine characteristics whatsoever
please report any unregistered clowns you see
these pickles are raspberry cheesecake flavour, made them myself
*bites into one and immediately gags*
Sitting in another subcommittee meeting of the National Organization of Socialist Realists thinking about spiraling peppermint wheels and paisley trousered badgers like the true rebel I am
Stupid sexy rain...
As a libertarian I believe that power should be in the hands of the people.
THE RICH PEOPLE. AM I RIGHT FOLKS?
I crack the lid of my Weber and peer out. Bathers splash and frolick in the salty glare. I click my tongs at them disapprovingly. The other crabs scuttle away, mocking me.
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The Oort Cloud is not considered a safe place to store your personal information
This is a place to go when you want FREEDOM.
Get things off your chest. Share your secrets with strangers. Scream into the abyss. Tell filthy jokes. Make a joke at all. <3