What is this my life story?
If you wear a tracksuit in public you are eitherA.) ready for sportsOrB.) selling discount jewelry out of the trunk of your car
Chekhov’s James Gunn
when I think about it, my least favorite thing is consequences
What your parents think when you tell them you don’t go to church.
everyone says devil may cry but nobody asks devil why cry
Constantly carrying around a fork, knife and bib just waiting for someone to ask if I’m hungry.
@SuperAlbino same but before i die
Just trying to get rich enough that they can shoot my body into space when I die.
My bank taught me that it's okay to be gay
I woke up today softly whispering “sleep” to myself. Just a regular Saturday morning!
@SuperAlbino John's Defeat The Huns Emporium has made it their motto
How often do businessmen say, “Let’s get down to business?” I’m asking for a friend.
Betrayal at the Orange Julius: A Tragedy in 3 Parts
MoMo’s Bizarre Adventure
Pokémon Bourgeoisie & Pokémon Proletariat
I have a rat who helps me cook, but the only ingredient they ever add is their shit.
People are up in arms over my new children’s book, “Who Cares If You Swears?”
"Cry HVAC and let slip the dogs of war(mth)"
- Bill Shakespeare, furnace sales professional.
This is a place to go when you want FREEDOM.
Get things off your chest. Share your secrets with strangers. Scream into the abyss. Tell filthy jokes. Make a joke at all. <3