But there's one thing we all have in common, and that's blood

The Phantom of the Opera is the original incel.

@SuperAlbino Look for the person who has the largest crowd around them, walk up to them and put their entire skull inside your mouth in a display of dominance.

Going to a party tonight, which means I’m currently looking up articles on socializing like a robot in a bad 80s movie.

Big Pants are back and they're badder than ever!

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like "wow this is delicious and affordable" and I'm like "thank you for supporting my small independent business"

Rich people always be like, “look at my suit,” and I’ve honestly had enough of it.

Tried this whole “working out” thing and I immediately want to go back to bed now. Am I doing it right?

open the mackledoor,
get on the macklefloor,
everybody walk the macklesaur

As you can see, the real deal with Bert and Ernie is that they teach children about things like letters and numbers. They are in their early forties, are unmarried, and currently reside on Sesame Street.

Name your pets after people you know. That way if they ever meet they have something to talk about.

Queer culture is sitting on chairs weird

Americans that care about the English Royal family should be shunned from general society like the freaks they are

"let it rip" - me talking about beyblades, farts, or the recently deceased

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