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#introductions finally 

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10 DBT distress tolerance skills your therapist does NOT want you to know about click your age

the human condition is mostly screaming into voids

and, frankly, probably all of your mh issues too lmao HOT TAKE

All my MH issues are some variation of that last post probably

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Every little girl dreams of one day dancing topless on a table at Coyote Ugly ever since Tyra Banks did that one movie.

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Currently drinking coffee and accepting Jesus Christ as the Lord and Savior.

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The fake fur on my new parka is so big and fluffy I can't see my blindspot when driving when I turn to look so I just kind of steer real quick into the other lane and let God take care of the rest.

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How do I get the job where you get to draw the titties for all the anime girls?

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mundane, one star 

anyways time to take yet another rest break, good luck human bodies of the world

i swear this year has involved way too many new injuries. i need to stand in the kitchen and cook food for myself but good-ass luck with that one, body

cane hand: hey wouldn't it be cool if i got mysteriously painful and bruised?

other hand within 24 hours: haha check this out *burns everloving shit out of itself in kitchen*

brain: i need to speak to the manager

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Every so often I just sing out "Biiiilly Sheeeeears" in the hope that I can summon him

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So. Is everybody ready for halloween? ha ha How about the upcoming weekend? Man, the weather is great today. Ok, enjoy the sunshine! Have a good one! I'm going home to take a bath in pig's blood. See you Monday!

today i was walking without my cane, accidentally stepped on it while cleaning, and now have to use it. Cane of self reinforcement

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