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#introductions finally 

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people thinkin they know better than nature like ok have fun dipshit

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In the future paper will be obsolete. If you want to read the news you can simply buy a plasma screen to read it off and then throw it in a landfill once you've finished

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I would like to nominate blankets for Invention of the Millennium

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happy international womans day my period tracker tried to get me to like some celebratory thing but what women really need is to be left alone

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"This is an *NSYNC household!!" my mother screams at me, throwing my Backstreet Boys albums against the wall

mundane update 

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me, throwing another participation trophy into the pile: it’s hard being a millennial

mundane, disability/pain ~ 

mundane, one star 

clouds roll in, clouds disappear. today is a sunnier day than im used to, grateful for that. Happy. I used to never be able to say i felt that way. fragile and fascinating. i hope your day is sunny too my excellent beautiful buds

rest day, pain ref, ocd-adjacent 

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*tips hat* Good noon to ya! I'm here for you right away.

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a cow could smoke a joint but not use a bong i dont think.

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freedom.horse

This is a place to go when you want FREEDOM. Get things off your chest. Share your secrets with strangers. Scream into the abyss. Tell filthy jokes. Make a joke at all. <3