@matt@radical.town still down for a cheese platter? cuz i am too and i fucking inhale cheese😩

when you don’t have a car grocery day is arm day

@ my friends
Understand that if you send me something in the group chat, you don't need to senD ME ONE IN MY MF PERSONAL!

My husband sent me a text from work. It just said, "I love you." I didn't reply to it for 3 days. Don't want to seem too desperate, you know?

My brother looked me in the face and told me Spider-man wasn't an Avenger

Just got my n-word pass, bout to flex on all of yall ni

I'M A BASIC BICH
FRAPPES ARE WHAT I SIP
LIFE IN PLASTIC
IS FANTASTIC
YOU CAN BRUSH MY WEAVE
AND I'LL GIVE YOU THE TEEEEAAAAA

how am i supposed to pretend im doing work when your ui is bright pink❓

coming out of my cage and i'm doing pretty bad

freedom.horse

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