@email@example.com still down for a cheese platter? cuz i am too and i fucking inhale cheese😩
when you don’t have a car grocery day is arm day
@ my friendsUnderstand that if you send me something in the group chat, you don't need to senD ME ONE IN MY MF PERSONAL!
Me @ my crushhttps://freedom.horse/@ElfLord/102045779943094336
My husband sent me a text from work. It just said, "I love you." I didn't reply to it for 3 days. Don't want to seem too desperate, you know?
My brother looked me in the face and told me Spider-man wasn't an Avenger
Just got my n-word pass, bout to flex on all of yall ni
I'M A BASIC BICHFRAPPES ARE WHAT I SIPLIFE IN PLASTICIS FANTASTICYOU CAN BRUSH MY WEAVEAND I'LL GIVE YOU THE TEEEEAAAAA
how am i supposed to pretend im doing work when your ui is bright pink❓
coming out of my cage and i'm doing pretty bad
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