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One time I was eating watermelon and I swallowed a watermelon seed. Needless to say, it grew in my stomach into ANOTHER watermelon, which I gave birth to. After that, I didn't eat watermelon for at least a month.
Really looking forward to the weekend you guys
Sometimes I pretend I'm on freedom.hose instead of horse
Cats don't have lips. But you can still put lipstick on them
It is so nice not to be an academic right now. I want to take this time off from school to be dumber. I want to start setting random things on fire "just to see what happens."
I took this picture from the small plane as we were flying from Salmon, ID back to Boise. I hope it is as beautiful to you as it is to me.
There was a young man
From Toulouse who got lim'ricks
And haiku confused
Who wanna be Pokémon GO frens?
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Why we say "eleven" instead of "one-teen". History is fascinating.
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If we're really living in the future, why do ice cream trucks still play a lame 5-second music box jingle on repeat instead of Disney songs or something?
I've never had roadrage, instead I get roadmockinglaughter
Kangaroos are two legged deer.
Did anyone figure out how to mute posts with specific words in this tootenanny yet?
My biggest and toughest decision at the moment: froot loops or cinnamon toast crunch for lunch today
The boys.
I am back! With a very important announcement!
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did u know boobytrap backwards is partyboob
I heard some scrabbling in a fir tree as I was walking to my car. I looked up and saw three squirrels doing... something... Playing? Fighting? I'm not sure. But then suddenly one of them fell. Like 40 or 50 feet, straight down to the ground right at my feet. It looked stunned for a few seconds and then ran under a car.
I finally finished Pokemon Picross, all missions, all medals, every last thing. Yay!
Now, what game that I got years ago and never finished should I play next?
Fantasy Life
Pokemon X
Yo-kai Watch
Disney Magical World