Pinned toot

gonna start a Poirot meme craze if it's the last thing I do

now you see the thing is that the idea of perpetual revolution can be directly applied to the state of indie gaming but only in relation to the stagnation of the AAA paradigm, thus a game can never be TRULY trotskyist unless it exists in its own state of constant flux in both praxis and gameplay and also -- *pauses to order some domino's pizza™*

look out folks, i'm seventeen, i just discovered radical politics and i'm READY TO TOOT

hope you like really bad takes about leon trotsky and how he relates to the modern state of video games

Good news, folks, there are still 17 Rainforest Cafe locations open throughout the world

You can still eat a shitty burger while getting yelled at by a plastic gorillla; the dream has not yet died

so is freedom horse now effectively dead due to Mastadon Terrorism or does the beat go on? if we're dead, where did every body go? i wanna be ignored where the cool kids are

* logs in for the first time in like a month *

WHOA i really blew up somebody must have really liked one of my jokes about--


ps first person to reply to that with some "yoga" or "mindfulness" bullshit gets the gasface

mental health / sadbrain bullshit 

I found the first page of the new novel by that salty-ass author who brags about being invited to mensa when you give him a negative review and refuses to publish ebooks because they don't support the "right fonts"

sorry for crude tootin', i have just had this very mature song parody stuck in my head all morning and had to share it with you, the six ppl who follow me

oooh yeah. life goes on. long after the thrill of jackin' your dong

you best get talkin, see, before i turn your face into an oven mitt

This ad I just got served on facebook sounds like a threat from a 1940's mobster movie

just ran across a site that apparently has nested relative units in its comments section's stylesheet, so any thread that gets long enough turns into something unintentionally horrifying

serious question: has ANYBODY out there even been like 'man, i sure which i could fold my cell phone in half?"

cuz i'm feeling like the answer here is "no"

lol ppl are criticizing a tv show that took over ten years to come to any sort of conclusion, based on an unfinished book series that took over 4,000 pages to do the same, for "suddenly" having "sloppy writing"

fandoms are the absolute worst

last episode of game of thrones is just gonna be a long tracking shot of arya riding a horse for 89 minutes until the last twenty seconds where there's a sudden cut to the boom-boom room and nine inch nails is playing for some reason

* dragon slowly turns towards the camera *

"aaaaaactually, while we appreciate your passion and continued viewership, we really disagree with the notion that your fandom allows you direct creative input over the on-screen product"

* breathes fire all over san diego comic-con *

boomers playing blues about cryptocurrency is my new personal aesthetic

hell yeah i'm a political activist, every night i log onto fortnite and yell at twelve year olds about bernie sanders

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