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Erratically Emoting And Then Identifying With It Since 1987
@toilettrouble meows over and over again until you call his mom.
(on the moon)
Neil: What if we Jacked?
Buzz: Please don't, Neil... not here...
Neil: What are they gonna do, call the fuckin cops?
Buzz: Ok ok, let's just get it over with quick
Neil: Roger that
Wind Beneath My Pants
The greatest pants of all
Are happening to me
I found the greatest pants of all
Inside of me
i don't know what things are
One time I was eating watermelon and I swallowed a watermelon seed. Needless to say, it grew in my stomach into ANOTHER watermelon, which I gave birth to. After that, I didn't eat watermelon for at least a month.
It took mankind 30 years to realize Toto by Africa is the greatest song of all time
Yee-haw!
There's nothing funnier than seeing @toilettrouble roll down the windows in the car so he can yell out the window to a bunch of cows, "WE'VE UPDATED OUR PRIVACY POLICY."
please refrain from using CWs on your toots or further legal action will be taken
Gotta make sure!
A computer is just a miserable pile of secrets
Forget prewashed jeans. I want my jeans pre-creamed
"64 pinecones has hit a new low"
– the Mastodon thought police, every day
Fire is funny. Bees are funny. A bee on fire though? No way.
Why can I not stop listening to Sexy Baby. I thought I would be over this by now.
no one is allowed on my web site except ME!!!
get off my web site!!! stop looking at my web site!!!
If you want to be a cartoon character, the first thing you're gonna need is a good pair of white gloves
