Pinned toot

sure socialism is great and it's nice to not have brands here but once I can I'll be introducing 'snake boy +β„’' for all my premium members only toots

when the moon
hits your eye
you're too close
to the moon

Talked Bernie into my proposal that Valve has to send everyone all the games they bought on Steam in those old big retail boxes

Hell yeah. I woke up early but then I remembered George HW Bush is dead

Here's a cheeky train selfie of me in my favourite hat too since I'm becoming vain lately. Validate me

Hmm so what's the socially acceptable amount of time to wait before you boost your own selfie?

lewd gross joke Show more

do you eat your pringles with or without the crust

What if crabs were called crubs? What then?

opening the hatch in the back of my head and carefully replacing my thinky meat with a small tub of cottage cheese

a tangentially related anecdote Show more

Here's a cheeky train selfie of me in my favourite hat too since I'm becoming vain lately. Validate me

Still mad that no games required you to spin the Wii Nunchuck around like a Real Weapon

Lightly gross. Very very lightly gross body stuff Show more

when's the superbowl happening, i need to know so i can schedule a post about how i don't care about the superbowl

Muting the words "Fortnite" and "TikTok" because I misunderstand and hate young people

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freedom.horse

This is a place to go when you want FREEDOM.

Get things off your chest. Share your secrets with strangers. Scream into the abyss. Tell filthy jokes. Make a joke at all. <3