snake boy 🐍 @maggotboy@freedom.horse
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Joined Aug 2018
Please follow me at @snakeboy that's where my posts are now, they're good I swear
trying out another instance so please follow @snakeboy for more of my bullshit
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these are all the images in the "tattoo inspiration" folder on my work computer
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lifehack: pour some milk into your bowl of cereal for the classic "breakfast" taste
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madonline mccann
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replace the bases in baseball with boxes of pizza so the players get cheese and sauce all over their clothes when they slide in. i don't think it will help the game, but it will be very funny.
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*gets 4 boosts*
me: I've gone viral.
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Every time I sit on the toilet I'm reminded I'm a dumbass and it keeps me humble
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Gamer wife sleeping next to u, hsnd in hand... u feel her fingers doing the movements theyre accustomed to onthe keyboard... first the left side, wasd, then typing out slurs...
Picture to confirm this is real. I meant to get it touched up but never did, you get pretty attached to stuff that's permanently on your skin
It's a good thing no one ever recognises my invader zim tattoo because I'm not sure I've actually watched it since I got it when I was 18
Is tusky shit now or is it my phone? Can't even look at my own profile without it crashing
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cyrene 
consider the following: communist bart simpson
I only smoke weed so I can harvest that sweet sweet resin. That's black gold, baby
Making a nest for myself out of discarded letters from debt collection agencies
when people say eating food goes straight to their thighs they're showing off, yes?
oh you can "binge" on netflix but i can't "binge" on alcohol, double standards much?
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who is the real April fool? the person who is lied to and misled? or the thousands who have not yet claimed their missold PPI
posting is hard
Joined Aug 2018
