Engels predicted Real Life Superheroes, you heard it here first.

Surprised to find out that the Kaiser Chiefs song is called 'Ruby', not 'Lubey' - bit embarrassed after karaoke tbf

You have go drink NutraThirstβ„’ before becoming truly awake, sheep.

If you can't handle me at my picking tortillas out of my fanny, you don't deserve me at my replacing floppy disks in my Macintosh

Everyone's on about almond milk, but my fridge is full of maggot milk

Everyone's on about almond milk, but my fridge is full of maggot milk

Went out to take the bin for a walk and people are looking at me weird? What the fuck is with people these days I swear

Anyone else remember when Moses parted the M1 so the kids could walk through it?

Why did I choose the name ElfLord?? Why not SexHaver@freedom.horse

I've hardened a lot as I've aged. I don't think kids should get school holidays anymore. In fact, I think all kids should just go straight to prison.

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the dentist

Off to get my grocery shopping at B&Q, hope they have that new flavor of drill bits

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