squirt bacharach @toilettrouble@freedom.horse
luddite, anarchist, pacifist, non-dualist, witchhouse/industrial musician, gender abolitionist, shitposter
Joined Dec 2017
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PLEASE know that I sincerely do want to follow EVERYONE back but I get anxiety and am easily overwhelmed on social media...
so i made a self-care rule that i will only follow back folks that i know / have met in real life (with a tiny handful of exceptions), so let's meet IRL! (it's more fun anyway)
thank you for being understanding <3
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my gender is goth, stop asking
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anti-drug message
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“i’m worried i might have anxiety” they said, anxiously
Truth coming out of her well, actually...
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Good luck to all the folks raised by poorly-equipped parents, and good luck to all their parents too
i spell "Ganon" with one "n" because i've been around awhile and i know what's up
Link / Ganon Makeover Montage
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You think you're cool, but you're not goth girl with a raven on the subway cool.
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amazed that people argue online over which megacorps processors are the best. i'll let you in on a secret:
they're all bad. computers are bad. go outside.
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computers more like *farts loudly for several minutes*
*ahem* zombie pig-people
the lewdest nut is the chestnut
one time a FOSS programmer kicked me in the shin for thanking a bus driver, which is why i exclusively use registered Microsoft products now
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Pulling over on the side of the road to do a single whippit on the way to work. I deserve it
"Sq...Squirtle, huh?" said Ash, blushing...
pretty sexist how there's a she-ra but no he-ra
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Did you know NASA stands for Nuts And Sacks Always? It’s about balls.
luddite, anarchist, pacifist, non-dualist, witchhouse/industrial musician, gender abolitionist, shitposter
Joined Dec 2017
