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my gender is goth, stop asking
wonder what goatse's up to
*smiles wetly*
oh right, CW on my last toot for astronauts jacking
I really need to find a bad guyโs castle to attack.
(on the moon)
Neil: What if we Jacked?
Buzz: Please don't, Neil... not here...
Neil: What are they gonna do, call the fuckin cops?
Buzz: Ok ok, let's just get it over with quick
Neil: Roger that
symmetry is overrated
the internet is my toilet, please get out of my toilet, please
i can't cum unless mastodrama is happening in the background
@Gargron I hope you're having a good day inventing a huge decentralized, open source social network.
when your saturation level is completely depleted, the hams dance
i'm a hot mommy blogger and i Fuck
harvest your shit
Ass is stored in the pajamas
be the fuck-off you want to see in the world
Welcome to Fatpenis, Nebraska.
let's fuck up!
Just found out there's nerds on here.
FINALLY, an RV park for men