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PLEASE know that I sincerely do want to follow EVERYONE back but I get anxiety and am easily overwhelmed on social media...

so i made a self-care rule that i will only follow back folks that i know / have met in real life (with a tiny handful of exceptions), so let's meet IRL! (it's more fun anyway)

thank you for being understanding <3

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oops 500 char #intro 


acct that sometimes posts about other topics i <3 like:

-old synths, samplers, drum machines
-new wave, ,
-vulnerability, compassion, ,
-anarchy, punk, diy,
-thich nhat hanh, fred rogers, brene brown, utah phillips, ammon hennacy, marshall mcluhan

i usually don't follow back unless i have met you IRL bc it gives me anxiety :3

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real talk 

im just kind of tired of mastodon i think

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real talk 

i feel like 80% of my interactions on here lately are just blocking and muting accounts

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Fuck off, meth!


i want to be fucked by minions

“i’m worried i might have anxiety” they said, anxiously

Good luck to all the folks raised by poorly-equipped parents, and good luck to all their parents too

i spell "Ganon" with one "n" because i've been around awhile and i know what's up

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You think you're cool, but you're not goth girl with a raven on the subway cool.

amazed that people argue online over which megacorps processors are the best. i'll let you in on a secret:

they're all bad. computers are bad. go outside.

computers more like *farts loudly for several minutes*

one time a FOSS programmer kicked me in the shin for thanking a bus driver, which is why i exclusively use registered Microsoft products now

Pulling over on the side of the road to do a single whippit on the way to work. I deserve it

Did you know NASA stands for Nuts And Sacks Always? It’s about balls.

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