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oh right, CW on my last toot for astronauts jacking

I really need to find a bad guyโ€™s castle to attack.

(on the moon)

Neil: What if we Jacked?
Buzz: Please don't, Neil... not here...
Neil: What are they gonna do, call the fuckin cops?
Buzz: Ok ok, let's just get it over with quick
Neil: Roger that

the internet is my toilet, please get out of my toilet, please

i can't cum unless mastodrama is happening in the background

@Gargron I hope you're having a good day inventing a huge decentralized, open source social network.

when your saturation level is completely depleted, the hams dance

be the fuck-off you want to see in the world