squirt bacharach @toilettrouble@freedom.horse
luddite, anarchist, pacifist, non-dualist, witchhouse/industrial musician, gender abolitionist, shitposter
Joined Dec 2017
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PLEASE know that I sincerely do want to follow EVERYONE back but I get anxiety and am easily overwhelmed on social media...
so i made a self-care rule that i will only follow back folks that i know / have met in real life (with a tiny handful of exceptions), so let's meet IRL! (it's more fun anyway)
thank you for being understanding <3
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my gender is goth, stop asking
get those butts out folx, it's #Ass time
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*slides all the clutter off the table and onto the floor* I cleared a spot for you.
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Hey guys guess what I was just given the Nobel Peace Prize!
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An old witch cursed me.
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I'm one of those wild women.
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i'm screaming again.
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One time I told @toilettrouble salad is gross and he insulted me by saying, "It's an acquired taste. It's an adult taste."
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Belle ✨
oh shit tommy wiseau uploaded the entirety of "The Room" to youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-htzzL-JOUg&feature=youtu.be
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Yeah I'm HORNY
H ave not had sex
O nly played Minecraft
R eally love Minecraft
N o sex
Y es Minecraft
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#ff for the good post gang. In no particular order but sort of grouped according to themes in ways that will probably only make sense to me
@ElfLord the Lord of elves, Empress of freedom.horse
@toilettrouble scheming viscount of freedom.horse
@maggotboy Snake Boy, the boy who is a snake
@64pinecones the 64th pinecone is the juiciest one
(The theme of this one may have been a little easier to guess than I thought)
the year is 2069. "second base" is now watersports.
borat_covers_rap_god.mp4
Today is the only day you can post this.
happy friday cutie babies!
Big Pants are back and they're badder than ever!
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I missed 666 followers. It's ok though. I'm not complaining. 668 is amazing I can't believe I fooled 668 people and bots into following me.
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i rotate my ass toward you and fire out an egg in your direction. you catch it gently in your wooden spoon and that's what field day is. i hope you're excited, honey
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@toilettrouble
I don't like no flying car
I don't like no space food
The only nasty thing I like
Is a nasty groove
No, my first name ain't baby
It's Jane, Miss Jetson if you're nasty
"Piss happens!" i shout, tripping and falling into The Void for eternity
luddite, anarchist, pacifist, non-dualist, witchhouse/industrial musician, gender abolitionist, shitposter
Joined Dec 2017
