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When i was your age we called anime "cartoons", and we didn't have sandwiches yet, we had to eat the meat and bread and cheese separately, and also nobody had invented stairs so we used bedsheets tied together to go up and down floors, and also babies came out fully grown, right out of a giant egg, smoking a pipe and wearing a nice suit!

@toilettrouble the earth was flat and if you accidentally fell off the edge well thats just tough luck

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fun fact the expression "hey baby" comes from the way gentleman club bouncers would address 3-5 year olds trying to sneak into the back of the club where the musty cigars were kept

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