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@toilettrouble I really love the last line:

"[A] dog has never tried to file," he told the Star last year. "I don't know what would happen if one tried to."

@ElfLord They need to check the books. There's no rule that says a dog can't play governor

@toilettrouble I am going to perform your toots at my open mic. They're good toots, Jarry!