*slides all the clutter off the table and onto the floor* I cleared a spot for you.
Hey guys guess what I was just given the Nobel Peace Prize!
oh shit tommy wiseau uploaded the entirety of "The Room" to youtube
Yeah I'm HORNY
H ave not had sex
O nly played Minecraft
R eally love Minecraft
N o sex
Y es Minecraft
#ff for the good post gang. In no particular order but sort of grouped according to themes in ways that will probably only make sense to me
@ElfLord the Lord of elves, Empress of freedom.horse
@toilettrouble scheming viscount of freedom.horse
@maggotboy Snake Boy, the boy who is a snake
@64pinecones the 64th pinecone is the juiciest one
(The theme of this one may have been a little easier to guess than I thought)
the year is 2069. "second base" is now watersports.
Today is the only day you can post this.
happy friday cutie babies!
Big Pants are back and they're badder than ever!
I missed 666 followers. It's ok though. I'm not complaining. 668 is amazing I can't believe I fooled 668 people and bots into following me.
i rotate my ass toward you and fire out an egg in your direction. you catch it gently in your wooden spoon and that's what field day is. i hope you're excited, honey
I don't like no flying car
I don't like no space food
The only nasty thing I like
Is a nasty groove
luddite, anarchist, pacifist, non-dualist, witchhouse/industrial musician, gender abolitionist, shitposter
This is a place to go when you want FREEDOM.
Get things off your chest. Share your secrets with strangers. Scream into the abyss. Tell filthy jokes. Make a joke at all. <3