good morn me bebs! happy Thor's Day!
Throwing a perfect spiral pass, only to have it caught by a wolfman who runs off the field, ruining the game and your chances of going to state...
im not sure that pisswizard is an insult, actually
what if we all just give up on this whole "social media" fad and go back to zines?
Hello, welcome to the website Mastodon.
When someone’s making a joke
Sorry I don't know what I'm doing or want to stop.
hold onto your big Hot Butts, i'm poasting
A shark's sense of smell is so good it can smell a single drop of piss in a swimming pool. So don't do it
Alms for the poor, palms for the oar
You want an omelette? You gotta crack a few skulls.
Are you guys cops? You have to tell me if you're a cop.
hello all you beautiful social medians
my first experience with social media was banging two coconuts together and yelling at people on the bus
i guess the yeast i can do is breadpost
luddite, anarchist, pacifist, non-dualist, witchhouse/industrial musician, gender abolitionist, shitposter
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Get things off your chest. Share your secrets with strangers. Scream into the abyss. Tell filthy jokes. Make a joke at all. <3