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Throwing a perfect spiral pass, only to have it caught by a wolfman who runs off the field, ruining the game and your chances of going to state...

bees 

im not sure that pisswizard is an insult, actually

A shark's sense of smell is so good it can smell a single drop of piss in a swimming pool. So don't do it

my first experience with social media was banging two coconuts together and yelling at people on the bus

really lewd and unnecessary 

@ElfLord hey, @cat_sound and i started terraforming your Remote Outpost mountain and it's a work in progress and it looks like crap right now but don't worry, it's gonna be Bad Ass... also three creepers under the house tried to kill me but i won :minecraft_pick:

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freedom.horse

This is a place to go when you want FREEDOM. Get things off your chest. Share your secrets with strangers. Scream into the abyss. Tell filthy jokes. Make a joke at all. <3