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hey for real if any of you live in or pass by st louis, please let me know. i'd very much like to hang out!!

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But What Can Following Zoey Get *Me*?

great question. following zoey on mastodon unlocks the following features:

• Updates when Zoey is horny, stoned, or both

• Constant information about Zoey, as provided by Zoey

• A weird amount of selfies

• Insecurity about probably being a furry

• Buckets of blood mailed to your home

• Bic pen slash fic on request

• envelopes of blood under your pillows

• owls flying into your home dropping an m80
strapped to a blood balloon

• spotify playlists

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intro post:
i'm the tiger-riding queen of a dark skeleton army and i live in a spiral tower

Free stickers for picture, Starting a business 

Hey everyone! Would anybody be interested in free stickers in exchange for pictures of yourself and how you used one of them?

I'm startin' a business! We're gonna be selling indie artists' products to physical stores so they can make a dependable income, instead of worrying if they can afford to live as artists!

But to do that, I want to show business owners that folks enjoy them, by puttin' them on social media.

Hit me up, and thank you!

Follow up!

I'm always happy to hear more experiences! Please direct any future responses for my regular account at ! That way I'll actually check it, weeks from now

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I'm a dummy and forgot to check this account for replies to my earlier post? I'll respond to reach shortly!

Hey - I'm looking to speak to some techy trans folk about their personal experiences! Please reach out to me if you'd like!

I'm hoping to develop two lectures for the seekers and the employers alike, and I need to hear from as many voices as possible. I'm sick of the job market being so hostile.

dysphoria, money, asking for money? 

tomorrow I'm getting a consultation for a laser hair removal place, cause they're having a great deal and um

i really can't afford it. like, in fact, I'm still desperately looking for dental care. but my facial dysphoria is really shitty and I'd like to get it treated

so it's not life or death, but i was wondering if anyone may be interested in helping a girl out via ko-fi?

money; request for assistance, :boost_ok:​ 

hello friends,

once again i find myself needing to ask for money, after we were sure we'd finally be in the clear. the insurance company is trying to low-ball us and give me less money for my settlement than would cover my doctor bills, the dealership we bought from went back on the deal we had signed and is trying to repossess our car, and due to my doctor's office being lax with paperwork i've now missed four disability checks and run the risk of losing my job.

so um. if there's anything you could spare us at the moment, it would be greatly appreciated. right now we're burning through all the money we were going to use to move and it's getting progressively more and more scary as our account balance lowers. any amount would help, or even just spreading this post around if you aren't able to give.

Thank you so much. <3

so if i were to leave mastodon, what social media would i go to, next? im like, hearing hints of stuff happening and i'm already getting ready for the next exodus this is my AD account
I just don't post because I'm a pure, incorruptible spirit and therefore have no need for nudes

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I guess this is now an alt account for . Wtf do i use this one for

re: #Commission stuff, #mastoart i guess? 




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#Commission stuff, #mastoart i guess? 

Hey, I've working on stuff lately! And I need a new drawing tablet, since mine is busted!

So uh, this seems like a reasonable way to maybe go about picking up some extra scratch, as I'm broke.

If you want to commission an avatar or emoticon pack, hit me up with a dm!

Emoticon examples (including a pup i'm still working on) in reply to this toot

ec? selfie? ugh, me 

the face of insomnia

i should really sleep but instead here's a completely pointless of me trying
im bored

say what you will about young children, but i'm pretty sure i could take one

@root @zoey this is really, really fucking relatable hel

hahahaha omgg i felt so bad tonight because i had a quick thing tonight and like 3 of mny convos had responses and i couldn't really respond at the time and i was like frick frick

my hobby is talking to people and incessantly tabbing between all my conversations despite knowing no one responded yet

is it just me or has mastodon been especially good lately

i can't my finger on why, it just feels like it's been so pleasant this month

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