But What Can Following Zoey Get *Me*?
great question. following zoey on mastodon unlocks the following features:
• Updates when Zoey is horny, stoned, or both
• Constant information about Zoey, as provided by Zoey
• A weird amount of selfies
• Insecurity about probably being a furry
• Buckets of blood mailed to your home
• Bic pen slash fic on request
• envelopes of blood under your pillows
• owls flying into your home dropping an m80
strapped to a blood balloon
• spotify playlists
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new top from wish! it feels like tissue paper and i'm pretty sure I'm going to rip it when removing it.
man i would be really interested in doing some video essays on games, but i dunno if that's worth expending creative energy on, since i sincerely doubt anyone would want that? i dunno. would y'all want that?
like, the stuff that got me thinking about this is an in-depth critique of dark souls, an examination of puzzle construction in The Devil's Playhouse and how it works as a fantastic demonstration of how adventure games should construct things, and ace attorney
@spicekebab honestly i was just trying to antagonize nog lovers for no reason
"Newly discovered silent film from 1898 is believed to be the earliest cinematic depiction of African-American affection."
@streetvalkyrie @zoey @scoots @anna I'm Jewish and Inglourious Basterds was something of a dream come true in the sense that it externalized the absolute hatred Jews have for Hitler and the Nazis. My mom was born in Israel and she loved the movie because it allowed her to be gleeful about killing Nazis; a lot of us Jews have been taught to kind of suppress that rage because it might look ugly or drag us down, so seeing it so proudly displayed was weirdly cathartic.
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wait a second, i knew you had strong political convictions but are you really proposing VIOLENCE?! My God, I thought "eat the rich" was a funny catchphrase. Violence against others is completely uncalled for, delegitimizes you, and is entirely barbaric. I'm disgusted to know you.
So anyway, do you have any plans for Veteran's Day
a total pile
boosting/commenting/faving selfies totally okay!
This is a place to go when you want FREEDOM.
Get things off your chest. Share your secrets with strangers. Scream into the abyss. Tell filthy jokes. Make a joke at all. <3